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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 4h

Glonzo is a William B. Fuckley invented word, and he is on Bluesky so an honorary 38 year old.

Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 4h

I make what I assume is being referred to as the chicken wing dip (we call it buffalo chicken dip) with cream cheese. My mom also does a cream cheese + salsa dip that is very good.

Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 4h

Bowl of milk is in the play in game and the announcer don't know how to pronounce it. Got in on a technically because of Oreos.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 4h

*2 seed, French Onion is a 2, not a 1.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 4h

French Onion is a 1 seed, but you don't want to be in that bracket. Does Salsa count as a dip? Absolute monster if so, but can never beat its rival guac.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 4h

And if the base you get to is home plate, you are then allowed as complicated a handshake or high five as you want, but not dancing.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 4h

I saw an advance copy and the entire text is just "his genitals aren't as weird as you'd think, considering his voice sounds like that."

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 5h

We think this place could really work if we replaced the lawn with some poured concrete, pulled up the hardwood flooring and put in some poured concrete, and maybe replaced some of this mid century modern furniture with...maybe poured concrete?

Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 5h

Ok, Sharks: my invention is a very large but kinda flat cat that will lie on you while you're sleeping. It's still in beta right now, we've got it purring but haven't yet worked out how to get it to not poune on your feet if they move. I'm asking for eleventy billion dollars for a 10% stake.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 5h

Me putting fake poured concrete texture siding over my beautifully weathered timber walls and replacing my marble countertops with riveted steel to cash in on the trendy brutalist look.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 5h

But that is still more interesting than the standard bland "TD Bank: Where Banking Happens" sign, right? You know some resistlib had the time of their life getting that sign put up.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 8h

Cringe is a word for people who don't know how to have fun without putting someone else down, a scourge on our society.
(Not an accusation towards you, just the people who use it unironically)

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 8h

Ted Danson is an absolute smoke show.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 8h

Or that he managed to stay anonymous.

Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 11h

Unfortunately I have already depicted you as the pilled-virgin and myself as the maxxing-Chad.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 11h

I did click on her profile and I think that "two thoughts" being the number she cannot hold in her head at the same time may actually be generous, as a single thought seems a challenge she can rarely meet.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 11h

And yet, modern civilization would not be possible without Sandstorm (Darude).

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