Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴
@haakonsdotter.bsky.social
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🦋 From "The Unicode Unicorn" series, by @brushandquill.bsky.social ♀️ She/Her ⚠️ Rated 18+ #️⃣ #fantasy | #furry | #nsfw | #politics 👤 @agonwolfe.bsky.social ☕ https://ko-fi.com/brushquillco
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♀️ - She/Her
📏 - 185cm (6ft 1in)
⚖ - 107kg (236lb)
🦄 - Equus sapiens

🛫 - Trondheim, Trøndelag 🇳🇴
🛬 - Cincinnati, Ohio 🇺🇸
🗳 - Anarchist
🌙 - Paganism

🤘 Yes, I like Black Sabbath. No, I don't care if you do. 🖕

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THIS IS SO ON POINT.
Mamdani, in response, says something like [not exactly verbatim]: "It took me to get you to even see Muslims as members of the city."
HM... Good options. My top five recommendations would be:

11. Grapple
12. Stare down
15. Take down
16. Showoff
25. On the ropes

Not necessarily in any order or that I insist. Just... if anyone else wants to pitch in and lean into any of those. Lulz
Boys LIKE to think that they're all big and bad. But girls don't tolerate bullshit.
Don't make her angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.

Trying out something from #Fightober, #Uppercut.

Want to see other prompts? 🤔

#anthro #oc #raccoon #panther #boxing #dawgweazle
Penny, the raccoon, uppercuts her rival, Sheegra, the panther, in a boxing ring.
People need to start organizing locally and across the country in a way to straight-up defy their national government. The plutocracy is solidifying.
Shutdown Congress - no need to report them, they just get in the way.

Tariffs (Taxes) - raised to fund the government without Congress

ICE & CBP - expanded to act as the President's security forces
Internal DHS memo shows Trump plans to keep paying ICE agents and Border Patrol officers throughout the shutdown, while other feds go without pay.

Even the DHS administrative staff processing the paychecks won't get theirs, employee tells me.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Plans To Keep Paying Immigration Agents While Other Federal Workers Go Without Paychecks
The move amounts to special treatment for Trump’s favorite constituency within the federal bureaucracy.
www.huffpost.com
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 4h
I have a follow-up question.
UN Ambassador Mike Waltz claims Maduro is an "illegitimate leader," citing the fact he was "convicted in the Southern District of New York."
Because they supported this.

This is the Second Business Plot.
When the state brings violence into our neighborhoods — when it throws elders to the ground, fills bodies with bullets, jails people without cause, and takes children from their homes — we must be able to bear witness, writes Dean Jackson, but Big Tech firms are silencing dissent.
Under Trump, Big Tech Decides Who Deserves Protection and Who Gets Iced Out | TechPolicy.Press
Must the public make only meek requests for accountability and transparency? That is not democracy, writes Dean Jackson.
www.techpolicy.press
Mmm... Are they LEARNING about art?

Or are they trying to "capture an experience"? I mean, I was always pretty lukewarm to her - too mainstream, too cozy liberal and all that shit - but her stock only rose with men when she was accidentally offending sexist assholes.
[Leans in] . . . Are you SURE that's going to be HIS "test"???
Newly surfaced internet comments made by Graham Platner — he once identified as a Communist, and railed against police — present the Maine senate candidate with his first real test.
Graham Platner’s Honeymoon Is Over
Newly surfaced internet comments made by Graham Platner — he once identified as a Communist, and railed against police — present the Maine senate candidate with his first real test.
nymag.com
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Sooooooo we’re all pretty sure these comments were surfaced by the Dem establishment right?
Newly surfaced internet comments made by Graham Platner — he once identified as a Communist, and railed against police — present the Maine senate candidate with his first real test.
Graham Platner’s Honeymoon Is Over
Newly surfaced internet comments made by Graham Platner — he once identified as a Communist, and railed against police — present the Maine senate candidate with his first real test.
nymag.com
There's seriously no coming back from this moment without some ruthless and relentless ostracism for a lot of people.
Brewers fan loses job after internet names her for saying ‘Call ICE’ on Dodgers fan during baseball playoff game
Brewers fan loses jobs after saying ‘Call ICE’ on Dodgers fan during playoff game
www.independent.co.uk
Remember - he's planning to fund the US government with taxes raised through tariffs. This is some Charles I raising ship money type of shit.

Some of y'all need to start thinking like Roundheads.
Trump: "We're gonna break $20 trillion of investment." (The entire US GDP is $30 trillion)
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If you need something like a doorbell camera or other home security cameras, I recommend Reolink.

They can function without any kind of internet connection and once you complete the initial setup they can be controlled entirely locally via Home Assistant.

No tattling, no cops.
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Un-presidented brass band at city hall in Portland tonight celebrating the release of their clarinet player from federal custody
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A lot of you are mad at the wrong people. Step 1 of everything is to know who you should ACTUALLY be mad at.
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Hey! Keep fit out there. Keep active. And remember that there's always time for grab-ass later! Keep your eyes on the prize of melting the overpriced ice for now!
"There is a time and place for everything."

Pestering a sweaty unicorn is always the wrong place and the wrong time for anything. #fantasy #furry #art #ozzy

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Illustration: Aušrinė "Ozzy" Haakonsdotter, a sorrel-coated unicorn woman with blonde hair and green eyes, is exercising with a resistance band. She is dressed in a red sports top and black training leggings, with her bare hooves sticking out. With her left hoof on the resistance band, she has extended both her harms to shoulder height. The band is not taut because she has paused her exercise routine. Instead, she is supposed to raise her arms over her head. She has paused her workout because she is aware of other people ogling her from behind, due to the fullness of her buttocks and the way her leggings accentuate her curves while her blonde tail is raised. She looks over her shoulder to shout "What the FUCK are you looking at!?" Illustrated by @mukitsune.bsky.social
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Yo! Don't forget to check out Tom 'n' Artie!

I think people are pretty agreed on the fact that frogs are cute, yeah? Yeah. Frogs are cute.

Nik is a frog and she's a thief. Hell, what else are you going to do when you have sticky fingers by nature?

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Illustration: Nik, a yellow frog woman with red eyes, poses in various outfits. On the left, she is wearing her standard outfit: an purple sports top with light orange legggings with purple accents, purple sneakers and a dark orange jacket. Center top, she is wearing a turquoise bikini top, pink sweatpants and turquoise shoes while doing a kick stand. Center bottom, she is wearing purple and yellow striped gym shorts with a black sports top and a turquoise sleeveless athletic shirt with pink sneakers while kneeling. On the right, she is wearing a black backless hoodie sweater, blue jeans and pink track shoes while leaping into the air. Illustrated by @skysunnymq.bsky.social
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Some updates with me:

1. My mom had to cancel her chemotherapy appointment for tomorrow because she caught a cold today.

2. I unfortunately, I'm already booked for my PTO for tomorrow and can't cancel it.

3. Im streaming today and now I guess Ill be doing a bonus stream for tomorrow.
a doberman standing next to a couch in a living room .
ALT: a doberman standing next to a couch in a living room .
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Lawl... Give that big awkward bitch something to really howl about.

Besides. It'd be more fun for Haru to watch, lulz.
Lulz. The joke has often been to compare him to Yertle.

Because, Y'KNOW.
Eh. Must be a thing that affects elderly elephants. Lulz
LULZ... Maybe.

But "long past his prime asshole visibly falling apart" is... it says something.