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Alan Smath from Cotteridge who wishes to remain anonymous says “Big up everyone at unit 3a Oakbank industrial estate whose pulling a Saturday shift today”
It’s power hour. For the next hour I’ll be posting the posts you want to see. DM’s are open
God - “If you need me, I’ll be in my lab inventing shit”
Which bad guy would you like to see as a killer on the next Dead by Daylight update?

I’d like to see Prince Einon from Dragonheart or Rob Hawthorne from Hollyoaks
Spring back and Fall towards
This could be us but you,,,,you died
When you see it yul shit bricks
That’s the slackline officially packed away in the camper till April
We will be in danger from this day on
Idea for a TV show - ‘Bangers and Sinclair’

Detectives Alan Bangers and Mash Sinclair are nearing retirement

When one of their own is killed in the line of duty they pull out all the stops to ensure the perpetrators are put behind bars even if it means bending the law a bit
That’s me moved up the line a bit for the throne if anyone wants to throw in with my house
The Last Leg is just Top Gear for people who like Question of Sport
Just found a note tucked inside Gwynneth Paltrows vagina. It was a plea for help from a slave being forced to work under horrendous conditions on the dipping floor
In this case I will defer to the glans
Oi oi plant-based saveloy!
Vince Cable’s brother is called Guy Rope! Honestly you couldn’t make this shit up
What if they lead into a cave? I would not follow them
Is that a callback at the bottom?
The only D’Angelo I recognise are Barksdale and Beverly
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every time a pothole is filled, the remaining ones increase in value
Just slarted myself with a sachet of hot honey
I can’t feel my legs. Legally
Didn’t think there was gonna be any fanny at this party but check out the one on the left!