Grant Howitt
@gshowitt.bsky.social
8.6K followers 470 following 970 posts
I make roleplaying games, toy soldiers, and bad decisions.
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all of the ribs are pouches
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This takes me back. They never did explain why he was wearing boots
gshowitt.bsky.social
is THAT what my number is for. Chilling implications. Much to think about
gshowitt.bsky.social
a tall, smooth, refreshing glass of puffout
gshowitt.bsky.social
"Can we get a pitcher for the table, please?"
"No problem, sir, coming right up"
puffin upside down in a jug
gshowitt.bsky.social
yes! but it's out of print. and in German. So kind of no
gshowitt.bsky.social
Dogs in the Vineyard. Dazzling, utter turnaround. "THIS is what roleplaying games can do?"
thoughtpunks.com
For tons of folks, there was that -one- game that blew the doors open and showed what #TTRPGs could be. The one that started the #IndieGame rabbit hole.

What was YOUR "gateway" indie #TTRPG? The first one that made you realize a whole other world was out there?
gshowitt.bsky.social
Cracking time and lovely people. I hope they ask me back every year tbh
gshowitt.bsky.social
We’re getting there. We can workshop this
gshowitt.bsky.social
Big weekend at Kamping Kitbash in Leuven
My hand pawing at an inestimable
amount of loose miniatures bits A cool dinosaur I painted The wizard opening ceremony Me in a fucking cursed “mask” I made which sort of resembles a horse head, I guess
gshowitt.bsky.social
That’s not the biggest problem here. Let’s stay on message: the clown orgasm
gshowitt.bsky.social
Enormous! Too big, some say
gshowitt.bsky.social
“Hey, you draw that clown for the advert?”
“Yeah boss, contorted into an orgasmic rictus, just like you asked”
Photograph of a poster in Belgian for Circus Barones. There is a juggler and a picture of a big top but the real take home is a massive image of a clown in eerie high definition who is, and there is no question here, doing A Big Cum judging by his face
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chasecarter.bsky.social
Cut from this excellent interview about the 100 One-Page Jam is my breaking the news to @gshowitt.bsky.social that Imgur is blocked in the UK.

It prompted him to yell "KEIR!" like an '80s action villain.
One hundred one-page RPGs later, Grant Howitt isn’t ready to quit
Don’t you dare call it a legacy.
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gshowitt.bsky.social
Innit though? It’s for kids but it’s not stupid. There’s fun wordplay but it’s about how cool trucks are
gshowitt.bsky.social
Been singing this while I pootle around the house for at least a fortnight
bootsmcgoot.bsky.social
confident this is meant for 4yr old boys. NEVERTHELESS

construction 🦺 🚧 vehicles. 🏗️🛻 they mooove that dirtaround 🪏🕳️

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Roadwork Rappin'
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gshowitt.bsky.social
every two years I try to write the cyberpunk neon bubblegum gunfuck of my dreams, and every two years I write the same game and give up
gshowitt.bsky.social
All the bands I listen to have profile pictures where they look really upset, angry or disappointed to see me
CAKE can't believe you've done this Massive Attack have had it up to HERE with you Get the fuck out of Nine Inch Nails' house before they kill you with hammers Radiohead have brought you to this hotel meeting room to address the concerning matter of your cocaine addiction
gshowitt.bsky.social
oh that's in the Hole Zone. They lost the rights before they got round to naming it
gshowitt.bsky.social
whatever it is you mean by that, I'm out
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veryimportant.lawyer
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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veryimportant.lawyer
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"