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I’m a horror-loving wrestling nerd. Oh, and cats. Gotta have cats. And Animal Crossing. My day to day is spent doing IT-related stuff for a video game company. He/Him.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1h

Okada vs Takeshita is going to fuck so hard it'll be like nothing's ever fucked before. Fuck. #AEWDynamite

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1h

The Mercedes cake segment made me think about how AEW and WWE can do a similar spot and here it was actually funny and furthered the story and in WWE it would have been demeaning and cruel (hello Toni Storm).

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CaptainGrapeDrink @cgd-2.bsky.social · 2h

Kids are gonna end up dead trying this stuff at home.
#AEWDynamite 🤼

Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 2h

Nooooo #AEWDynamite

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1h

I love how Okada completely no-sells the crowd unless it's a little kid and then he plays along. #AEWDynamite

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1h

100%

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1h

If we don't get Mercedes/Athena vs Toni/Mina what are we even doing? #AEWDynamite

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1h

Side note. One of the women's tag teams went full Harley/Ivy for their outfits.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1h

Here you go. It's a DC KO crossover promotion.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 2h

SIGH.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3h

I actually kind of love the DC portraits all around the ring. Way better than a goddamn Slim Jim logo right in the middle of it. #AEWDynamite

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 8h

Oh. Art from Terrifier comes to that Fortnite game tonight?

Sigh.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Find someone who feels about you the way that Nintendo feels about getting us to play Kirby Air Riders.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Ah that stewy mix of anxiety, depression, self-loathing, and burnout.

a little girl is laughing and crying while holding her fist in the air .

ALT: a little girl is laughing and crying while holding her fist in the air .

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

This is literally the plot of Total
Recall.

Some AI slop app lets you catalog a vacation you never actually took.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Already liked it! This is fantastic.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 2d

LOL. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 2d

Not enough people are talking about how in Lumiose City every night is Purge Night with Pokemon.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 2d

The Metroid Metal version of Phendrana Drifts also goes pretty hard.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 2d

ALARMO

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3d

Shopping-cart-not-putter-backers are the lowest of the low. Like, if you can't be bothered to even do that I have to assume you do the bare minimum (physically or emotionally) in every other situation too.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3d

Or see him lose Jennifer Connelly (!!), become deathly addicted to drugs, have his arm amputated, his mother go crazy, and his best friend sent to prison (Requiem For a Dream).

LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 3d

Late 1999/early 2000 was the best time to go see movies in theaters because there was a 1 in 100 chance you’d see Jared Leto get his face punched in (Fight Club) or be murdered (American Psycho)

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3d

Mothers, if your kids are trying to drown each other in the fish tank I'm pretty sure they have bigger problems than "stayed up past midnight to watch a violent wrestling match that was advertised for weeks in advance *as* a violent wrestling match". #AEW

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3d

Claudio and Darby. #AEW

a pixel art of a baboon and a lion cub from the lion king

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3d

See, this is what happens when you put the guy who will propose anything in the ring with the guy who will say yes to anything. Said as a compliment. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3d

Darby with the AEW flag but it's CM Punk laying an ad for Arby's atop all the others. #AEW