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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3h

Claudio and Darby. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3h

See, this is what happens when you put the guy who will propose anything in the ring with the guy who will say yes to anything. Said as a compliment. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3h

Darby with the AEW flag but it's CM Punk laying an ad for Arby's atop all the others. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3h

I love how AEW PPVs are like "is everyone having a good time??" until the Moxley main event and then it's like "may your most intense wailing nightmares turn into the inevitable suffering of your current reality". #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3h

AEW fans are about to no-sell Jon Moxley, like, severing three of Darby's fingers with chicken wire because 😭😭 Samoa Joe betrayed Hangman 😭😭. #AEW #WrestleDream

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3h

Heel Shibata is going to be a treasure. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3h

Don't forget you can buy the five best matches AI can write representing at least 38% of the non-ad airtime of the "PLE" for just $40 a month! #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 4h

When the Sunday Scaries hit.

NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 4h

#AEWWrestleDream

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 4h

Love that they furthered the upcoming Okada/Takeshita feud without it overtaking the actual match. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 4h

Okay I just found it really funny that Brody chopped Okada so hard he had to tag out. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 4h

You love to see Brody getting a big entrance with a belt around his waist. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 5h

One of the best parts about Mina matches is how anyone who wrestles after her sparkles like she does because of all the glitter everywhere. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 7h

Having the PPV intro pyro going off *during* this match is kind of hilarious actually. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 12h

HEY!

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 17h

Thanks! That just saved me a lot of searching.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 18h

Yep. I’ve been on a blocking spree.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 18h

The White House is watching Bluesky now and all they’re going to find out today is that “Antifa hates someone named Yuta”. #AEW

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

This feels like an exorcism.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Leveling takes forever. Most of the quests are boring. The story has no real momentum and it devolves into a "Death Star II" scenario. And the biggest crime to me is that it gives you awesome mechs to control and they're... just not that fun. There's other stuff but you get the idea.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

And it just... doesn't want to end. It has more false finishes than Return of the King. Which is immensely frustrating. I was "done" with it 20 hours ago but here I am doing a stupid fetch quest before I go to the final boss (which the game assures me is actually the final one this time).

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Almost done with Xenoblade Chronicles X.

I guess my series ranking is:

2, 3, 1, punching myself in the groin repeatedly, X.

There's a LOT to like (the world is beautiful) but it does a lot of lame stuff like telling you a quest is level 15 but hiding the objective behind a wall of level 30s.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

CM Punk yelling at an LLM that he doesn't like the script it's giving him is going to be hilarious.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

If anyone asks you how the day is going, you're now permitted to say "whatever".

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Last time I was down front at an AEW show I wore the crying Eric Bischoff shirt. This time I'm really tempted to make a custom black one that just says "FTF" in white font (Fuck the Fed, for those don't get it).

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Mario Tennis and Mario Golf GBA.

Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 3d

Pretty sure I did this before but random question: What is your favorite handheld Nintendo game... that's NOT Pokémon?