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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1d

every asshole on this website loudly braying that elections either won’t happen or won’t be fair in 2026 had better be buying an inflatable costume and sturdy walking shoes for this saturday, because if truly believe that, you’re not gonna like what the next step is

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 2d

Me, I just play video games

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 2d

lauren
@NotABigJerk

I’m not falling for that hot take that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 4d

Games only do this when they’re under extreme stress

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 4d

How do I unsubscribe from being Woody Allen’s daughter?

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 4d

Caitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacific
I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self.

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@bariweiss
⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are.

Order Life with Baum!

Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

Oh, so now me being ignorant and mad is MY problem??

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

Looks like they crossed out “we” and wrote “you”

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6d

Good lord.

@apnews.com

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

Tragic Johnson

Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 6d

Mike Johnson is monumentally bad at his job. For this to be true, you have to assume that there is nothing more for Congress to do. No need for oversight. Future legislation. Hearings. Standing up to pedophiles. Just a few off the top of my head...

Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 7d

No one wants to work anymore

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

SEAN DUFFY: Burbank -- zero controllers came to work. I don't support that. They should come to work. They're supposed to come to work. But ...

KILMEADE: They didn't even miss a paycheck yet. So why aren't they coming to work?

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 8d

Living individuals hate this one weird loophole!

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 8d

The U.S. Treasury shared a proposal to mint $1 Trump coins to mark America’s 250th anniversary.

But U.S. code says only deceased individuals may appear on U.S. currency, a tradition dating back to efforts to break from monarchical rule. https://wapo.st/4pWsyL3

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 8d

I encourage President Trump to go big on this strategy. Young people love listening to old shits telling them to be grateful.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 8d

President Trump posts his first TikTok on his personal account since the election and says

“To all those young people of TikTok, I saved TikTok, so you owe me big….”

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 8d

Can your neighbor eat one of the rotisserie chickens to regain health or do they need to swallow a handful of pills from a cardboard box?

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Mom @milph.mom · 8d

Reporting from post-apocalyptic Portland:

Every garbage can will dispense a whole rotisserie chicken when punched.

The buildings perpetually on fire continue to have floating Go signs to the right.

My neighbour is on the last of his nine life bars and he is redder and moving faster than usual.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 9d

Contempt for our generals and servicemen will continue until desire to shoot American civilians improves

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9d

Trump is now 40 minutes late and counting. Naval cadets still standing around in total and increasingly uncomfortable silence.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 10d

Let’s compromise. We root out all bigotry against actual people and once that’s done, we can extend it to the toasters.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 10d

Smiting for thee, forgiveness for me

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10d

Smiting and vengeance is so much easier than forgiveness and charity

Random Ralph @ralphb3rd.bsky.social · 10d

A lot of evangelicals seem to be more attracted to the vengeful God of the Old Testament than the forgiving God of the New.

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