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I’m here to bring the funk and a good attitude. bass player for Brozie O’Donnell, formerly of Benchmarks, blog boy at Pats Pulpit, Wall of Weiners Champion at Cori’s Doghouse

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 14d

Today I learned that the New England Patriots are number 1 in the NFL in success rate on plays with 10 or more yards to go on 2nd and 3rd down.

Read that again

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 3m

This one is on my short list of sketches I send people when they say SNL blows now. Only people who don’t laugh are…..podcast bros

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 13m

Ha they must really be scared shitless of Graham if the best they can dredge up is a riff on “they say you get more conservative when you get older, I’m even more flaming liberal!” that you saw bi-weekly on Facebook if you’re my age

Graham Platner once described himself as a 'communist' in deleted social media post

While he disavowed that post, Platner still stands by a post telling conservative musician Ted Nugent to "suck a d*ck."

www.bangordailynews.com

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 16h

I guess so. Don’t know what happened but I do know I will not be going over there to find out

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 17h

If you’re new to Bluesky we are a fast-paced work environment of deliverable-obsessed customer service rockstars, but don’t worry - we play hard, too!

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 20h

One way sports betting breaks your brain a little is now Drake is getting talked up as a dark horse MVP and i just thought “I’m going to feel dumb if he wins and I don’t bet it”

NO! Bad Goose! BAD! Enjoy the ride!!

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 22h

The Ravens or the Jets giving us the final missing piece to building a destroyer of worlds is almost too delightful to wrap my head around

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 22h

Hjalte Froholdt…..we could have been something 😢

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Kurtbert Barlowko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 23h

"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...

Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector

It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...

defector.com

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 23h

Today’s fun fact is that Michael Onwenu has the 7th-highest Pass Block Win Rate among all interior offensive linemen

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

Yes. We will solve the problem of the cats being stuck in the wall with more cats

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

Playing a show tonight. Should have packed yesterday. Did not. Packed this morning. Can’t wait to get to the venue and find out what I forgot

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

Good thing Christians believe that all you have to do is say the magic words and every sin from your earthly life is just water under the bridge, otherwise this could get hairy

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

Once or twice a week, our 79-year-old president will candidly muse to anyone who’ll stick a mic in his face about whether he’s getting into heaven, and he also extrajudicially slaughters a dozen civilians in international waters

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George Pearkes @peark.es · 1d

"We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil" is an all-timer. Thank you Mr President, we appreciate your insights.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

I believe that China purposefully not buying our Soybeans, and causing difficulty for our Soybean Farmers, is an Economically Hostile Act. We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution. As an example, we can easily produce Cooking Oil ourselves, we don’t need to purchase it from China.

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

A lot of people don’t know this but one weird trick that really turns financial analysts on is when you tell us “that number doesn’t look right” and when we ask why, frown a little and say “it just does”

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

Titans must have shitty press box food or something cause is it just me or does every reporter feel completely comfortable saying “yep, the owner is the reason this team is a clown show, it’s clear as a bell and has been for a decade now”

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

I mean

Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 1d

Trump is no longer even pretending to have any kind of argument that his murdering of people in the Caribbean Sea has any kind of statutory validity. Just straight up declaring that he has quasi-unlimited power to execute people based on (nominal) suspicion.

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

Cannot emphasize enough that for this administration, hunting and killing human beings is just a fun lil’ way to pass the time, like you or I firing up Candy Crush

www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

US strike on boat off Venezuela kills six, Trump says

A U.S. strike on a boat off the coast of Venezuela on Tuesday killed six suspected drug traffickers, President Donald Trump said in a social media post.

www.reuters.com

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

….I’m being a completely delusional homer if I’m thinking I would not make this trade because we have a good thing going and Drake and Kayshon’s mind-meld is getting stronger every week, right?

www.patspulpit.com/post/V6BK1u2...

What do you think of this proposed A.J. Brown trade package?

CBS Sports is floating around potential trade packages for Eagles wideout A.J. Brown, and there is one mentioned for the Patriots: > Potential compensation: WR Kayshon Boutte, OLB K'Lavon Chaisson, 2...

www.patspulpit.com

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

Joking but also kind of not, most conservatives are Christians and they’re literally taught from birth that The World hates them and they’re Persecuted for their beliefs and they’re Under Attack and so on and so on.

The grievance feature is hardwired

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

American Spirits are the microplastics of musicians, everyone’s got ‘em in your body whether you smoked ‘em or not

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

Young me thought D’Angelo was just another pretty boy crooner in a section of the record store I never went to, until our drummer in college told us to sit our happy ass down and force-fed us the Montreaux Jazz Fest performance (I think?)

Man was a force

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

TreVeyon in particular looks like he’s just not playing as fast and decisive as he needs to, he’s either not trusting his instincts or for whatever reason he’s not seeing what’s in front of him with enough time to stick his foot in the ground and go

Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

This is one piece of the puzzle of why the Pats run game is stuck in the Molasses Swamp. Mondre and TreVeyon just aren’t getting what they should even when it’s blocked up

Ben Baldwin @rbsdm.com · 1d

RB rushing yards over expected versus team run blocking

Rico!

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 1d

Good answer. You’re still too fuckin old. Hang it up.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Meiselas: What do you say to people who say while Governor Mills has been a great governor, she’s 77 years old, and we need younger leadership?

Mills: It’s a fair point… But I don’t think I could live with myself if I didn’t do everything I can to reverse what’s going on in Washington