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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · Jun 22

"Bret Hart claims he woke up one morning and saw the truth: America stinks"

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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 53m

I just don't know why I watch bother watching sports man. The Jays get this far for what, just to break my fucking heart? Why do I do this to myself

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Jesssssssss (extra S for spooky) @sylviej25.bsky.social · 4h

again, if you are associating drake with the blue jays, you're doing that yourself, no one is making you do that

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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 4h

now i gotta go do the dishes. fuck my chungus life

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 4h

if George Springer isn't okay for tomorrow I'm gonna be on the news

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 4h

fuck

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 5h

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

Brendon Little apology form

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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

They're calling it the most justified use of Kickstart my Heart ever

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

Brendon Little apology form

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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

i love dan shulman man "ernie clement leads off the 17th, i don't think anyone's ever said that on tv before"

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

Varsho and Lauer keeping this team in it

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

Lauer's performance here really making me ask the question "why haven't we been using Lauer more all playoffs"

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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 5h

'did you know the three gorges dam slightly altered the rotation of the earth? freeman takes a ball'

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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

don't prep Bieber. we need him for tomorrow man

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

I'll never say another bad thing about Eric Lauer

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

Walk is the right move, sorry to say

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

I'm sick of the Canadians that moved to LA and Canadian companies put them in ads to pretend that they're Canadian that haven't lived in this country for 20 years

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

Sick of seeing Will Arnett's busted ass in this RBC commercial. Stop trying to pretend you're Canadian

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

Sick of seeing Will Arnett's busted ass in this RBC commercial. Stop trying to pretend you're Canadian

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

cmon lets finish this already

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 5h

how do Dan and Buck have any energy to call this game anymore man. I'm ready for bed bro

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 6h

everyone in the stadium knew that was a home run except varsho who never looked concerned

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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 6h

wish Kirk and Barger were still in this fucking game

the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 6h

can't believe this game isn't over already. i got video games to play goddammit

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 7h

Everyone forgot how to run the bases tonight i guess

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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 8h

why are you not fucking walking Ohtani christ alive