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GolgariGlenRoss

@golgariglenross.bsky.social

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Magic (Limited, Legacy Dredge, Legacy Delver) TTRPG (5e, WoD Changeling and Mage, Cypher System Old Gods of Appalachia, Renegade's Essence 20 G.I.Joe)

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · Jan 17

They have pinned posts now, so BEHOLD! My magnificent deck of Thraximundar, the Unpronounceable.
archidekt.com/decks/1706889

Thraximundar the Unpronounceable • (Commander / EDH deck) • Archidekt

Thraximundar - Commander / EDH deck (1) Commander • (14) Artifact • (32) Creature • (2) Enchantment • (7) Instant • (40) Land • (4) Sorcery

archidekt.com

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 7m

People started making money from ads and made more money the more engagement they got, so throwing your nonsense up with no other agenda went away.

Willem @jilslander.bsky.social · 27m

What the hell happened to plain old blogging. No bullshit... I wanna hear all the boring stuff. For example this evening I went for a long walk around Bushwick and took 2 film camera photos then made some soup when I got home.

GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 34m

yeah, now I need a build like that for the mountain summit. Something where I can set set up passive damage and run away to focus on dodging.

GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 2h

That was a very Ω-centered run, but I had almost the opposite Arcana loadout from what I would want for that. Getting your cards sorted is a skill I do not have yet.

GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 2h

It was working better than I was expecting but I couldn’t figure out why until the run was over.

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 2h

Oh, now I get it. Aspect of Momus fired every 3.5s, Volcanic Strike recharged every 10s, so the first and third Ω shot got boosted. That dealt a lot of damage when it connected.

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 4h

we're just happy to find someone good who understood the game. There are good announcers who know nothing about roller derby, and knowledgeable skaters who don't have the patter on the mic. Rare to find both.

GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 5h

This is like when a pop star finds out they’re gonna be parodied on the next Weird Al album. You are SEEN!

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 5h

Put him in the secret hyperbaric cure-all coffin, er, medbed. That’ll do—nothing, but it’ll be funny.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h

Healthcare but only for my friends

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 6h

Got another portion of Nightmare, because the Vow insisted—is it just me, or do the torches just suck?

GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 6h

He’s a media influencer; does he even have industry buddies?

GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 6h

When I found out Grimes was the same person as the Mississippi raft woman, I couldn’t believe it. She’s like a character from a Wes Anderson movie come to life.

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 6h

The thing that wins wars is that we can deploy a fully operational McDonalds anywhere in the world in 48 hours. This…isn’t that.

Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 6h

This has absolutely nothing to do with readiness

Still of Dept of Defense video posted to X showing Pete Hegseth and a marine flipping a tire.

Post text:

Early morning PT with the Secretary of War. This is what READINESS looks like.

GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 8h

My last cat was a self-feeder (he always had unlimited food), but stripy-boi’s brother is on a specific diet, so I have to feed them. I tried to avoid doing that, but can’t with these two.

GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 8h

The “Sun” that matters is my wife’s alarm clock, one of those ones that slowly light up—wake me up early and you get locked in Cat Jail (downstairs).

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 9h

Yoink. Get in my lexicon.

Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 9h

I feel that the one useful thing I learned in my many units of economics (beyond “it’s all made up”) is ceteris paribus and I think social media needs the concept badly.

No, I did not consider your incredibly specific circumstances. Ceteris paribus, you muppet

GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 12h

I would be making myself pancakes right now if I weren’t being used as a pillow by my two friends.

GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 12h

Now we are joined by our buddy, who got a one-day extension on the clock change breakfast schedule.

Sleeping white dog, gray tabby licking his face.

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 12h

Hudson thinks regardless of the clock change, y’all are up way too early.

Face of a white dog laying on a blanket. You can’t tell, but he is using the photographer as a pillow, here.

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 12h

I have a friend who does a morning radio show, he also does the announcing at our roller derby bouts. People do not appreciate the skill. You try talking continuously for three hours. Even if you could *do* it, it’s not easy to be *good* the whole time.

Bleats⛧Sinodai ›»⧽⧼«‹ Conduit @bleatssinodai.bsky.social · 22h

Trying to fill dead air is a skill people don't give enough credit to.

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williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 1d

"Why are young people trying to find little scraps of happiness in our crumbling society? If you enjoy nothing and live in a featureless grey cube, you'd have more money to surrender to the oligarchs."

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 12h

a cartoon of a man smoking a cigarette with a speech bubble saying but i am let

Alt: From Here’s the Earth, a cartoon loaded with French stereotypes, a man in a beret smoking a cigarette, a woman in a dress and hat saying but i am le tired.

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 13h

When I lived in Europe, I had a primary red cap (it was from a scuba equipment company), and back then, I think, from a distance, everyone assumed it meant I was a Communist.

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Ethan Sacks @ethansacks.bsky.social · 20h

This is the skeet of 2025. We can all take the next two months off.

Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 20h

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

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Faceless TimeTravel_0 @justa9.bsky.social · 20h

I think they should go to backyard rules. And we just say man on 2nd. And everyone just pretends that a person is there.

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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 20h

If I were subbed into the game in the 9th inning of game 7, I would not tackle and injure my teammate, Kiké Hernandez.

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