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williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 1d

Well, he did it. He beat the odds.

31 fox girls, all of them cute as heck!

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 2d

"Why are young people trying to find little scraps of happiness in our crumbling society? If you enjoy nothing and live in a featureless grey cube, you'd have more money to surrender to the oligarchs."

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williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 3d

That actually looks really cool! I like the extra islands thing-- that'll give people room to make things without it being the entirety of their island.

Too bad I have a Switch Lite, and the left analog stick is messed up.

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williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 3d

Sam: (calls him "Nosferatu")
Brennan: "As you know, I am Count Orlok."

Every day, I appreciate Brennan more.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 4d

If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰

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williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 4d

It's been a week.

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 4d

a Daniel Day Lou Wilson, if you will

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 5d

It's not even a good cover-up. It's just Trump going "no I didn't", and all his loyalist cronies blindly siding with him despite all evidence and reason.

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 7d

You mess with the vibes, you lose your lives.

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williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 7d

I GUARANTEE YOU that's what he's thinking at the moment.

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 8d

I don't think I've ever bought a game on less information than just now. How charming!

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 10d

Hold on a second.
There's a genetic variant fox that has SHORTER hair than usual, and they called it a Samson Fox??
Wasn't having long hair Samson's whole thing?

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 11d

Gemini will also tell you that an UNBELIEVABLY DEADLY MUSHROOM is tasty and safe to eat.

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Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 11d

the image is a tweet of trump saying, "I have authorized the Federal Government to arrest anyone who vandalizes or destroys any monument, statue or other such Federal property in the U.S. with up to 10 years in prison, per the Veteran’s Memorial Preservation Act, or such other laws that may be pertinent....." at 3:46 AM · Jun 23, 2020

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12d

Ignore all laws about altering historic properties ✅
Pave over Rose Garden for tacky Mar-A-Lardo Patio ✅
Demolish East Wing after lying that "It won't interfere with the current building. It'll be near it but not touching it" ✅
Build gaudy $250M Ballroom as public struggles financially ✅

#Ugh🤢✅

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williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 13d

I need this image but for legs. Every time I hear someone say something about "horses with their backward knees" or whatever I have to keep myself from yelling "Those aren't knees, those are ankles!"

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williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 13d

One thing I love about the Dropout crew is that the reactions are often as good as the jokes themselves. Like Brennan's reaction to "Chef Boyar-Girl", or everyone absolutely celebrating "Gal Dente".

I come here for the good jokes, but I rewatch them repeatedly for the reactions.

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williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 14d

This really looks like a "draw your characters here" prompt waiting to happen.

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 14d

Cashew : )

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 17d

Me: I don't like coffee.

People: That's because you aren't getting exotic beans, hand picked and imported from a small farm in India. And you're not using organic creamer, and premium aged sugar enchanted by magic forest elves.

Me: Sounds like what you actually like is spending all of your money.

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williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 17d

I love how Josh did the prompt in like 4 seconds, and was like "Not good enough. Time to get dark."

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williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 17d

[decision paralysis]

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 18d

"He'll be sleepin' with the people."

They tie a balloon to a fish and throw him out of the water

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 20d

She didn't "survive" the apocalypse, she beat it up and took its bottlecaps.

williamjbowles.bsky.social @williamjbowles.bsky.social · 20d

If the company is a three-person hierarchy, who's the fire type, who's the water type, and who's the grass type?

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