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Opta Analyst @optaanalyst.optajoe.com · 4h
𝐀𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝟒-𝟎 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐝

The Gunners show why they're top of the Opta Power Rankings (among other things) with a big win against Atletico. A devastating 13 minutes in the second half swung this one.

#UCL
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 4h
Love this pic
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 5h
Your daily reminder to block all the government accounts that flooded in recently

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 5h
SET. PIECE. FC.
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 6h
Oh look a clear yellow not given because it's a foul committed in the first few mins
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 9h
They're running a commercial that has it developing a workout plan for pull-ups when the Marine Corps has had a free pdf available on their website for years and is currently the 1st non-sponsored Google result for "pull-up workout plan"
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 10h
This coach has been a high school coach of state champions! He's volunteering to coach a travel team's B squad after the last coach was a disaster.
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 10h
A player parent went up to our U13 soccer coach on Saturday and called him stupid in front of the kids. Somehow he has yet to be banned.

Parents are out of fucking control.
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 10h
The proliferation of assault weapons means that more and more people will have 1st degree connections to the violence or potential for it.

It hit my family when one of my wife's closest friends was murdered at Parkland.

It's soul crushing that nothing seems to hit critical mass for change.
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 10h
I know! I actually had a great interaction with him back on Twitter in its good days about State and his time playing varsity lacrosse there. State should talk less about the 4 star generals and more about John Tesh!
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 11h
Y'all I'm really working on blocking and not replying but sometimes it goes reply-5 mins pass-delete-block

I am but mortal flesh
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 11h
I think you meant to say "NC State Lacrosse Legend John Tesh"
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 13h
It's absolutely insane that James Harden chose to play basketball for Herb Sendek
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 23h
At least we can watch 2 games that are on at the same time without taking out a 2nd mortgage for Sunday Ticket
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d
The one thing the Trump administration has positively impacted in my life is forever ending my imposter syndrome I carried from the Naval Academy. Yeah I struggled at times, but I graduated.

And now, in my late 40s, I could easily pass this joke of a PRT.
adamweinstein.bsky.social Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 1d
Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
More than a third have failed so far, four officials told me, impeding the agency’s plan to hire, train, and deploy 10,000 deportation officers by January. To pass, recruits must do 15 push-ups and 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes. “It’s pathetic,” one career ICE official told me, adding that before now, a typical class of 40 recruits had only a couple of candidates fail, because the screening process was more rigorous.
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d
Is it possible for orbital bones to have continental drift?
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d
Twisted Metal
ninja-gaga.bsky.social Mega Gaymon @ninja-gaga.bsky.social · Jan 4
Hey Nerds and Geeks, What’s the first game that comes to mind?
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d
What's gatekeeping comedy?
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d
There's a reason why we train with BL&P rounds. Even when we were shooting on Vieques we never used live rounds.
newsguy.bsky.social Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 2d
NYT - A 155-millimeter shell fired during a live-fire demonstration at Camp Pendleton prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a CHP vehicle and motorcycle that were part of Vice President Vance's protective detail. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/us...
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 2d
Brace for love
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 2d
Lmao 60 minutes is going to run a piece tonight about a peace deal that's already been broken?

Lamoooooo
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 2d
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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 2d
With 30 to play, Liverpool are now fourth.
Martin Samuel in the Times a week before the international break - 33 games left, why the surrender from Liverpool's rivals?
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 2d
I don't always (ever) cheer for ManU but when I do it's because Liverpool is dropping 3 points
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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 2d
a man is sitting in a car and talking to another man .
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