Boo-sty Cackleford
@ginerso.bsky.social
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Terror that flaps in the night. Feminist killjoy, recreational Baba Yaga, “hostile woman,” caffeine dependent kitchen hag, #UglyDog cis she/her
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One step closer to being inside your skin
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I can’t even imagine that thought process
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Sadly no, it didn’t survive a bunch of moves. But it cracked me up when I got it
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My poor father said “hey how’s it going?” and got a bunch of muffled sobbing about a boy that hadn’t been worth my time. He let me cry it out.

3 days later I got a card in the mail that said “you want I should break his knees?” It made me laugh and I still don’t know if it was a joke.
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Being a cliche, I then went to talk to him and he had scratches all across his back and said “I like you, but she was so hot.” I walked out. Went to my room. Cried. A lot. Then dad called.
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He fed me just enough to keep me interested. Learned a song I liked to play for me. Then one day a mutual friend took it upon himself to let me know that the guy had been bragging about sleeping with a girl and the friend was angry on my behalf.
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I was working a baseball camp over the summer at college. Met a guy. He played the guitar. I was a cliche. Thank every god I did not sleep with him but I fell HARD…
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I tried to sleep but it wasn’t great lol
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I had no coffee today and probably didn’t drink enough water. Weird that my head hurts. No idea why. Total mystery.
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Just the absolute star of sleeping
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Oh absolutely. No one wants to watch that happen or to clean it up, but someone has to. Personal responsibility includes other people but that misses them.
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Hey if they want to do that 90s drug ad and smash their eggs, ok. I’d rather not.
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Might improve things 🤔
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Better to wake up to a screenshot than a face full of shit
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No one is even saying it should be mandated. It’s wild. “Why should *I*, the center of the universe, protect my brain?” Great way to encourage cycling, guys.
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I’d be the first to agree that drivers don’t pay enough collective attention to cyclists but like….they aren’t the only reason one may want to prevent one’s egg from being scrambled? Incredible dedication to refusing the point.
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If I ever felt the urge to pick a fight with him I’d simply choose to film myself slamming my hand in a drawer and post it instead
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[guy who’s written a dozen versions of the exact same tedious book about the early 1980s]: this seems musty, to me
'One Battle After Another' Is a Hit with Critics Because It 'Aligns with a Leftist Sensibility, Says Bret Easton Ellis: 'There's a Liberal Mustiness to This Movie'

lmao
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KABC 7 presents an interview with christopher columbus brought to you by ChatGPT. mr columbus what can you tell us about the legacy of your voyages

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! AAAAAAAHHHHH! IM IN HELLLLLL! IM BURNING! IN HELLLLLLL!!!!
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It’s no regrets, I promise. It’s a good way to use them if they’re a little stale.
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Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”