Evan May
@gianttourtiere.bsky.social
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Tiny writer. I wrote 'Easter Pinkerton and the Case of the Heretic Blood' and some other stuff. Can*Con bridge crew, still. Avatar art by Jay Odjick. Only a fool would complain. He/Him.
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gianttourtiere.bsky.social
Yes hello if you would enjoy reading a story about a female version of James Bond taking on a Lovecraftian death cult in 19th century London then you might like my most recent book, 'Easter Pinkerton and the Case of the Heretic Blood'.

... there's also a sword cane.

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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Easter Pinkerton and the Case of the Heretic Blood by Evan May
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canconsffh.bsky.social
A salute from our Chair as we teeter on the precipice of #CanCon2025!

See you all soon!

(Except Evan. He'll be in the cave.)
mariebilodeau.bsky.social
We are getting close to @canconsffh.bsky.social and I am taking a moment to say that I have the best crew anyone could ever ask for. Ever. Lemme go on for a bit. You need to know how amazing they are, and they deserve it to be seen.
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
Don’t reveal the cave!!
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
I have this artifact do you want to see how it works
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
He looks quite serious about it.
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
We are thankful for you!

Not only because of the special bacon.
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
My plan is for the yard to become more and more ecologically positive every year.

It’s … coming.
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
Hey what ya workin on there

Something for the yard
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
I definitely know I made the right decision to not rake the leaves when a bunch of birds show up to rustle around foraging in them.

Neighbour status is ... less pleased.
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
We'll add to the amended revised expanded petition
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
Oh that's not good

How many did you make?
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
Always, but

Wait how many of the legs are out also
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE POPULAR EITHER
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
Wait the robot legs are killers?
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
People don’t want spider legs

Or mantis legs

Or a big snail foot
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
Those are for the meds

Horrible kitten is a separate matter
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
No we haven't rebuilt our stock of whole blood

Or bandages

Or prosthetic limbs

Or rabies vaccines
gianttourtiere.bsky.social
I'm a little less quick on the draw with Thanksgiving stuff than I used to be, simply because it obviously does cause genuine discomfort for some people.

But, yes, also this:
julieslalonde.bsky.social
Thanksgiving in Canada has nothing to do with Columbus!

We are a colonial country with a million things to atone for but Thanksgiving is not one of them.

Our Thanksgiving is timed with the harvest and it's literally just "Be grateful for harvest"

US Imperialism has brain rotted too many of you.