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writer. speculative fiction and horror. chaotic poster. old ass millennial. He/Him. Geoffreykeel.com

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · Aug 17

Okay, as promised, and better late than never, slots 100-91 of my Top 100 Horror Movies of All Time! I’m going to be dropping these 10 spots at a time every week or so, so keep those eyes peeled if you want to follow along. (Also, 👀 check that banner Sara made for me 👀)

The Top 100 Horror Films of All Time

100-91 In July, 2023, I posted a blog to this site titled Top 200 Horror Movies of All Time/Horror Movie Watchlist in which I explained my intention to watch a list of my own creation, a list compi…

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 2h

If anyone asks you what the late 90s were like just show them *these* guys with *these* lyrics

Black and white image. The late 90s band The Flys. 4 very white guys in baggy 90s clothes standing in like a California desert or maybe on a beach or something

The faux-reggae breakdown in The Flys 1998 hit rock song “got you where I want you”

Suffer, suffer
Me don't get no rougher
Rub it up, baby girl, torture me like no other
Suffer, suffer
Me don't get no rougher
When me rock me, baby, put me pain on me, lover
Suffer, suffer
Me don't get no rougher
Rub it up, baby girl, torture me like no other
Suffer, suffer
Me don't get no rougher
When me rock me, baby, put me pain on me, lover

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · May 14

Enough with the Everything Apps they should invent a Nothing App instead that would delete everything off of my phone including itself and then I’d be free

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 10h

All the homies love obscure internecine wars

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 3h

What it should say is “over half of all new articles on the internet are being written by AI”

🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 3h

The wording here is wonky. What this has measured is articles between 2020-2025, showing that of new articles, those written since the launch of ChatGP, over half are now “written” by AI, not that half of all articles on the internet are AI. Bad, and getting worse, but not that bad yet

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 3h

Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 3h

One thing that I think really speaks volumes about this place is that the Smithers cowering in a corner as strippers shake their butts at him meme regularly gets slapped with an adult content tag

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 6h

how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 4h

“Erotica for verified adults” sounds like a label Tipper Gore would’ve tried to have put on Prince albums

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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 5h

A biopic about the life of DRACULA star Bela Lugosi is in the works from Leonardo DiCaprio's Appian Way and the writers of ED WOOD.

Young Bela Lugosi Biopic In The Works From ED WOOD Writers

A biopic about the life of DRACULA star Bela Lugosi is in the works from Leonardo DiCaprio's Appian Way and the writers of ED WOOD.

dlvr.it

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 8h

Do you think Mitch Albom was ever like hey Morrie it’s Mitch can we do that thing on Wednesday this week instead?

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · Jun 25

Oh, so you have “an opinion”? A cute little bundle of synapses you call forth for comfort?? A precious banzai of biases you prune until the lie is the same size as truth??? You’ve looked at no facts and drawn a conclusion from their absence????

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 10h

It’s also very sustainable!

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 16h

If anyone asks you what the late 90s were like just show them this image

The Fly’s’ 1998 album Holiday Man
A smiling dude in skate clothes skydiving upside down without his parachute deployed. Sky and land stretch to the horizon. “THE FLYS” and “HOLIDAY MAN” in quicksilver font

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 14h

Every single part of the song title “Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand”—standing outside, phone booths, and money in hand—is obsolete to the point of nonsense

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 10h

All the homies love obscure internecine wars

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 10h

It’s going to be exciting to watch what happens when the entire underpinning of our collective future is equivalent to late-era Marvel movies. Can we live on The Eternals alone? Let’s watch and see.

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 1d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 12h

A whole-ass carrier convention outside my house and neither of them left me the package I was waiting on

A usps van AND a usps truck in the road as viewed from my front door. It’s a nice sunny fall day, blue sky, lots of green. Two mail vehicles ain’t doin’ nothin’.

🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 14h

Every single part of the song title “Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand”—standing outside, phone booths, and money in hand—is obsolete to the point of nonsense

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · Aug 13

Alarm sounds on the phone should have a “90s snare drum on the 2 and 4” setting I think that would get me going in the morning

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · Mar 25

Gimme that snare drum like the crack of a home run, I wanna be winning the game on every 2 and 4

🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 16h

If anyone asks you what the late 90s were like just show them this image

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 20h

*bumps into you and our amulets become entangled* hey watch it bozo

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 1d

I love nighttime brain he’s such a weird little guy

🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 1d

Woman named Marlene Mee resigned to replying “Yes, just like the movie with the dog,” whenever she gives her name

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 1d

Also, as I get older I’m starting to go a little age-blind, but I’m pretty sure that’s not what 47 should look like