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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 12h

This weeks shows..

Tonight - LEEDS - 93% sold
Mon - CHIPPING NORTON - 17 tix left
Weds - SWINDON - sold out
Thurs -MAIDENHEAD - sold out
Sat - ALDERSHOT - decent avail
Sun - BRIGHTON - 24 tix left

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 1d

I should be angry about war & injustice, but it’s mainly stuff like this..

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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 1d

Know what you mean, Pedro Pastel was right there.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile on Threads, a man has responded to Alan Partridge in the style of Alan Partridge.

@AccidentalP

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 1d

This world increasingly makes less sense to me.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks to an awesome crowd tonight in Aberdeen.
It’s a long way but always worth it for the welcome.

🙏🏼 (yeah I’m doing pray hands now)

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

Preach
Also whoever developed the ability to screenshot things

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

Literally nothing is cheap anymore.
Except budget paracetamol.
Let’s find out who makes that and put them in charge of EVERYTHING.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 📰🗞️

After a busy week, I reflect on..

- Trump’s peace
- Kemi’s speech
- Starmer’s spies
- Paddington’s lies

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

19,500 tickets sold this year.

Having such fun doing this show, hopefully see you out there.

www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

19,500 tickets sold this year.

Having such fun doing this show, hopefully see you out there.

www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

Are the Chinese spy suspects surnames really 'Cash' & 'Berry'?

Are we 100% sure ITV isn't soft-launching a new crime drama?

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 3d

As if I couldn’t love Travelodge more, this room inexplicably has two sinister single beds.

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Julian Hall @textualhealingpr.bsky.social · 4d

Super piece on @geoffnorcott.bsky.social in Loaded - catch Geoff on tour now! All details via www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 3d

The stamp duty announcement landed because the idea of ANY tax cut has become radical.
Even if there’s little chance of it happening, the concept felt oddly subversive - like going to a country where they still smoke in bars.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 4d

Thanks to tonight’s crowd in Glasgow.
You brought Saturday energy on a Wednesday.
👊🏻👊🏻

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 4d

True, but there’s something about the state intervening in what should be a happy life event.
It’s like taxing christenings.
Maybe not, but you know what I mean.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 4d

Stamp duty is indeed a bad tax - closest the state gets to acting like the mob.

‘We heard you had some good news, me and the guys feel like we should have a taste.’

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 4d

Heading out for another busy week of TOUR shows - hopefully see you…

Tonight - GLASGOW
Tomorrow - DUNDEE
Friday - ABERDEEN
Sunday - LEEDS

www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 4d

Are you on other social media sites?
If not do you mind me grabbing this and sharing elsewhere?

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 4d

It’s mad.
Both serious and oddly unserious.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 4d

In a highly unexpected development, I’ve been deepfaked by Russians to attack Armenia.
Not only that, I get posher the longer the video goes.

Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 4d

Also featured in the latest batch of Russian disinformation videos are comedian @geoffnorcott.bsky.social and children's author @philipardagh.bsky.social, again with their voices being deepfaked to attack Armenia.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 4d

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥

Myself and @rialina.com have some good natured back and forth on…

- Kemi’s grip on leadership
- Gary Neville’s view on middle aged white men
- Hotels using frosted glass on toilet doors

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 8d

Blown away by tonight’s show in Birmingham.
Banging crowd.
Beautiful venue.

#Birminum

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 8d

Was great to chat all things last night comedy with Paul Merton & Suki Webster.
It was a fun show, available on the @TimesRadio app.

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