Kristi Noem is mad they wouldn’t let her in to use the restroom in Illinois today.

Rudy tonight after his car crash: “Democrats are happy because I’ve got a certain amount of pain. If you want to get a little bloodlust- this is really painful. You never did any pain to me like this. You’re a bunch of phony bastards. I’m moving you into the category of evil.”

When you’re having trouble with your DUI field test…

Lindsey Graham just introduced two posters into evidence at the confirmation hearing: "Lord have mercy, these two photos prove beyond a reasonable doubt why we *must* have Pete Hegseth running the Pentagon. Even if he is incompetent, as many of you claim, he makes Momma moister than a snack-cake!"