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the jizzard of oz

@geewhizard.bsky.social

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(jester wizard) phantasmagorical dinghy I talk a lot maker of beautiful experiences for people to enjoy can control shawty u can’t control, shawty accidental gutter princess, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 12d

ATTN LA ARTISTS

We are having a costume party with a COSTUME CONTEST at Lucky Cat Labs October 18th

FIRST PRIZE IS A 1 MONTH STUDIO RESIDENCY!!

These studios rule, this is a wonderful opportunity to work in a dedicated space for a month for FREE!

Also, most importantly - it’s gonna be fun!!!

The Dark Show closing party flyer
6-11 PM at Lucky Cat Gallery - 620 S Main DTLA - contest judged at 10PM

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 9h

yellow grease pencil
simple cartoon, her and me
love her on the wall

Silby @silby.bsky.social · 9h

pause to decipher
drunken linear b scrawl,
grubby tiles profaned

all hail the monolith @earthsoda.bsky.social · Sep 10

bathroom graffiti
halloween air
drunk date

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 10h

The drama w my current housemates (drama that has nothing to do with me beyond my desire not to live w someone who would call the cops over a minor interpersonal discussion) has been lobotomizing me

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 10h

i wanna live there real bad it would help my cost of living go down like three hundred dollars a month and stress me way less than current situation which feels pretty unstable

Plus I know one of the ppl there and he’s cool af

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 10h

Please put your thoughts n prayers into the air so I can get the spot I really wanna live tomorrow

Interview w potential housemates went pretty well but I find out tomorrow what the deal is, if it’s a yes or a no

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 10h

🫶🙏🏻🤍

the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 10h

And now it’s almost midnight and I’m AWAKE and ENERGIZED fml

Imma take a melatonin n magneezy and get a good like 8 hours of sleep fr tho gotta force my body to get more rest

the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 14h

I want to sleep for one hundred years and it's only Tuesday

-_-

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 10h

FR I AM THE LUCKIEST DUCK

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 10h

Let’s fuckin go

A secondhand copy of you can’t win by Jack black

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Natalie @nataliehall.bsky.social · 13h

She.

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 5d

he has like a month until he can actually move in

If anybody wants to send him some funds to help life not suck til then his cashapp is $ripizzy666

the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 5d

ayyy good news one of my more vulnerable internet friends who has been on the street and in and out of detox all year (on the streets tbh for most of the time I’ve known him, by choice) finally got some housing thru a program big massive W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 12h

real polytab hours

the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 12h

level up level up level up level up

the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 12h

HMMMMMM

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 14h

bougie egg

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 14h

It’s a very good image tbh

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flowers (is Very Aware of spina bifida) @kittenfurcoat.bsky.social · 2d

Strega Nona - Tomie de Paola
Children’s book cover, a cartoon Italian older woman with a hair scarf and carrying a big cauldron smiles at a peacock next to her while a rabbit crouches behind her.

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 14h

Realign my whole deal

the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 14h

Thinking back to @p0rtia.com saying she was so tired n beat that she wished she could be the rug and also the thing they use to beat the rug in order to reset the body and mannnn same today

Need someone to grab me by my ankles and slam me against the wall or something

a woman in a red jacket is holding a rug in her hands

ALT: a woman in a red jacket is holding a rug in her hands

media.tenor.com

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 14h

I want to sleep for one hundred years and it's only Tuesday

-_-

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 15h

This whole year has been a huge level up tbh

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 15h

We leveling up this season lads stay tuned

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 15h

This show has been such a huge blessing and I’m immensely grateful, and simultaneously I am so looking forward to striking it and being finished to free up my mind

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 15h

It’s ok aesthetically I’ve been resting on the laurels of my consistency leading up to this month but mannnnn I am raring to get back on the wagon

My body needs it

the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 15h

For two weeks I thought I was past due on my gym membership and avoiding paying it til I had extra money in my pocket for a potential last minute move, went to to top it up lo and behold it’s been paid all month!!! Coulda been smashing the weights for two weeks!!! F lads

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the jizzard of oz @geewhizard.bsky.social · 12d

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