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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 8h

That doesn’t look like my Neighbor

Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 12h

I’m not sure who said it first but let history show @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social and I were the first two to applaud and predict this, sometime in April I believe!

Melissa Lockard @melissalockard.bsky.social · 12h

“Tyler Soderstrom was nominated for a Gold Glove in left field” is not a sentence I ever thought I would type.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 14h

The Dodgers decided to Moneyball baseball by getting pitchers who could go 8 or 9 innings without giving up runs and that is impressive “haha, none of you idiots thought of that” move by them.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 23h

Wrote a funny 99 reasons that Houston is Better than Dallas before a Texans/Cowboys game and the next year the Dynamo (soccer) made a video to hype up their game against FC Frisco (Dallas) and used my 12 best jokes! No credit. Until I called and was like. Da Fauq?!

Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 1d

Saw this and, yes, it’s weird, but #athletics stole a bit from me for their Spring Training TV coverage several years back and you just gotta charge it to the game, man lol (to be clear, Sarah Langs ain’t steal sh t lol)

No No Quit @lesleynope.bsky.social · 1d

If you’re accusing Sarah Langs of stealing your content someone needs to take your phone away from you.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 3d

Well Fred Warner smiling as he leaves the field with a gruesome injury…I love him. Can I send soup!? How can I help him heal?

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 4d

More a Stray for my wife who was a freshman in high school when her husband was learning to spell his last name…

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 4d

This was 1991, when I was a meager 8 years old and you were in your second year of college

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 4d

Dave Stewart is who I remember getting, but I could be miss remembering I wasn’t sure.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 4d

Found a box of memorabilia. This Oakland A’s season finale at home 1991. Who is this?

A baseball signed and dated 9/24/91 “last home game of season”

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 4d

The oneders!

Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 4d

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 4d

I said this 3 times:

“That’s an out in Oakland”

Melissa Lockard @melissalockard.bsky.social · 4d

Everytime a ball drifts out of play on a foul pop I miss the Coliseum

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 4d

It’s 9:10pm in a game 5, why would anyone leave?

Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 4d

Really proud of Bizzaro Luzardo in the top of the 12th for the Ms

Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 4d

I’m awake!

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 4d

AJP loves fastballs. Is it cause he couldn’t hit them? He only called them? I can’t figure it out

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 5d

Gonna Betty White me at least once here soon.

Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 5d

Freddie Freeman's career batting average is .2996.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 5d

I say “what why? Why? What? Why” in their accent all the time. (That is from “grandma rap” I think)

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 5d

Steeeeve!

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 5d

My lyrics are bottomless

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 6d

How long did he stay with your mom?

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 6d

I think at the hockey game it may be more of novelty than stunning good looks

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 6d

Just another ploy to get on TV. We see you.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 7d

I see I am in the top 95% of elevated humans having 30ish routinely

Matt Lanza @mattlanza.bsky.social · 7d

More than 300*

YouGov @yougov.co.uk · 7d

How many browsing tabs do you typically have open?*

1: 6%
2-5: 54%
6-10: 14%
11-20: 8%
21-30: 2%
More than 30: 3%

*across all windows, on desktop/laptop

yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 7d

Wild to see all the Cubs fans in layers while I just walked out side and it was 91 degrees.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 9d

a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup and the word dude is on the bottom

Alt: A future version of me wondering my…pal is giving away all my secrets while I stir my drink

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