G A Lenker
@galenker.bsky.social
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"The only one that truly understands the mystique of Saved by the Bell"
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galenker.bsky.social
They're saving God.

And God hasn't even said "Thank you" yet.

You'd think He could show a *little* appreciation; would that be so hard?

I mean, He was totally failing, ratings were WAY down, until the Trumps endorsed Him, and now you see how popular He is.

He could say "Thank you."

That loser.
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Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
galenker.bsky.social
You don't understand. Reporting crimes makes the case numbers go up. We want fewer cases, not more.

No, wait. I was thinking of COVID infections. Sorry.
galenker.bsky.social
I don't think anything in his life has made him happier than getting carte blanche to murder people just because he feels like it.
galenker.bsky.social
On the basis of absolutely no evidence, I feel confident in asserting that that place is 100% haunted.
galenker.bsky.social
Only 58? Ah.

Well, that does explain a few things.
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jacklynch000.bsky.social
Happy Columbo’s Day to all who celebrate.
Photo of Peter Falk holding a cigar
galenker.bsky.social
Why do you hate free enterprise? Are you a COMMUNIST?!

If people want to pay money for stupid shit, somebody's going to sell them stupid shit. THAT'S WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT!
galenker.bsky.social
Or one of those randomly generated default usernames in some online games.
galenker.bsky.social
Marketing said, "Ship it!"
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bluevoter24.bsky.social
United we ribbit, divided we croak. 🐸🐸🐸✊ #activism
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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jamellebouie.net
really striking the degree to which not a single person working in the trump administration appears to be interested in serving the american people
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nameshiv.bsky.social
important to remember that no matter how unpopular you think the regime is currently, this is actually the most popular they will ever be between today and any dat you pick in the future
galenker.bsky.social
Sure you do.

The worst thing that could happen is nothing.
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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molliekatzen.bsky.social
"President Trump continued to describe Portland as a city on fire Friday even as residents enjoyed the first fall rain and the lone demonstrator at the city’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement building was dressed as a pink Care Bear."

Sometimes there is a good sentence or two in the NYT.
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Trump ran a great campaign for Machado’s Peace Prize.
galenker.bsky.social
You know the idea's been percolating ever since he found out he wasn't in charge of the National Cathedral (Episcopal).
galenker.bsky.social
Punishing Norway for not awarding Trump the Nobel Prize would be like Norway punishing the US for not having A-ha perform at the Super Bowl.