Eli, from the Bad Site
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Why would I want to see Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones?
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Can't argue with the comfort of 4-way stretch in an office environment!
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Yes, this is lame but one Super Bowl and we'll all be ready to dress like Ben Johnson (JCrew slim-fit tech pants and a button down shirt that's 10% elastane).
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Ball don't lie. Bear down, Chicago Bears.
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Are the refs sure they don't want to call a penalty on the Bears on that game-winning FG?
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Between the broadcast and these penalties, I'm turning into a conspiracy theorist in real time
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If you just listened to the broadcast and couldn’t see the score you’d think the Bears were down by 20 at halftime.
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Dan Quinn winning that challenge.
The 0-0 VT meme
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I need a scary October movie that isn't actually scary. I'm a wimp.
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I think he suffers because he's been marketed as a franchise player but he's just ... a guy. If the Cubs had put actual stars around him, no one would spend as much time thinking about Ian Happ. (None of this is his fault, of course).
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Ah. Well, nevertheless. Fun year, Cubs. See you in the spring.
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And we head to the 7th with the Cubs trailing by 5, 2-1.
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Feels like that means Shota should stay on the bench (maybe that was always the plan)
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Rocking back and forth on my couch reminding myself that the outcome of a professional baseball game is not a reflection on me personally.
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ADAM AMIN: And here's Cal Raleigh to lead off the 13th for the Mariners.

A.J. PIERZYNSKI: You know what Detroit would never expect here ...
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(This was the little guy the other night; he did not last the full 7 hours of this one)
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The Cubs should have like 17 runs so far.
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He’ll put up a 5.5-win season for the Dodgers next year and I’ll just shrug and refuse to believe it actually happened.
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That's a nice leadoff single by Kyle Tucker, who I'll spend the next 20 years periodically remembering like, "Oh yeah he played for the Cubs for a year and seemed like he hated it."