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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 40m

What a weird reply!

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1h

IT'S WORKING

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1h

If you like this stupid joke please follow me because I'm trying to do a thing.

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 8h

I've decided that I would like 5,000 followers on BlueSky by the end of the year; the same amount I had on Twitter when I deactivated my account. Will I do this by improving my jokes? No. Will I do this by creating new content specifically for this site? Also no.

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1h

I am currently watching Trainspotting on the new digital channel, U&McGregor.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1h

I appreciate this

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1h

SPOILER: the extended DVD version is, in fact, less material than the aired version. It skips the "next time" and "previously on" gags.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1h

I'm rewatching A Touch of Cloth, which I haven't seen since it aired in 2012. There is a joke every four seconds and every single one of them lands. Really hoping the new @charliebrooker.bsky.social show is from the same, uh, cloth.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 2h

Not again :(

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 2h

Why isn't this working

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 10h

STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 5h

This is canon

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 5h

At least Waldorf died doing what he loved, autoerotic asphyxiation

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 5h

Oh shit [puts all the pressure back in]

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 6h

My surgery the other week was a success. (My left eye pressure was reaching 71, which should not happen unless you're in the vacuum of space). Will forever be partially sighted in my left eye, so forgive typos/if I don't recognise you. But at least there is no chance of my eye exploding anymore.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 6h

*checks itinerary* this was not on the agenda

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 13h

Asking ChatGPT is like asking Pinky if he's pondering what you're pondering. The fact he is a lab rat who can form coherent sentences is impressive, but he's still going to be fucking wrong.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 8h

I've decided that I would like 5,000 followers on BlueSky by the end of the year; the same amount I had on Twitter when I deactivated my account. Will I do this by improving my jokes? No. Will I do this by creating new content specifically for this site? Also no.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · Aug 13

Here is my set at @theacms.bsky.social last night. Featuring sequels to songs, my hatred of the ukulele and an update to a 150 year old tune by Greig. Enjoy!

Thanks to ACMS, Dave Natriss and Monkey Barrel for the footage.

Friz Frizzle @ ACMS 2025

YouTube video by Friz Frizzle

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 8h

I didn't like the rejection email I got for "WatsonMarktu". I know it barely sounds like "Nosferatu" but it didn't have to have all that swearing in it.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 10h

Straight, but he "lives in Canada". The subtext is there.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 10h

I've never experienced fanfic about a joke before

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 10h

Oh, this is blowing up. Oh no. Quick, follow me! I left Twitter for this site and need the clout!!

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 10h

STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 10h

If it's a dating app based solely on what people don't like, it'd be good for Statler and Waldorf. You could call it STATLR.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 10h

Has Mark inadvertently created a new dating app

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 13h

Asking ChatGPT is like asking Pinky if he's pondering what you're pondering. The fact he is a lab rat who can form coherent sentences is impressive, but he's still going to be fucking wrong.

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