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A Talking Shark

@fossilizedshark.bsky.social

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30+ year old Pokemon OCxCanon enthusiast. Make everyday a Baja Blast, because you never know when it will be your Baja Last. Please don't follow me if you're a minor. Pfp by @ManaPeachDraws #PokemonOCxcanon #PokemonCards #PokemonGO

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ルメロ @hrtyknby.bsky.social · 4d

見てくれ利き手使い過ぎて痛いから非利き手でダキを描いたんだ…上手いかもしれない

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 4d

idk i’m guessing they’ll have to lay off the avocado toasts

memeslich e dnd memes & X.com
@memeslich
Know people who quit their jobs because of X monetization.
Terrible idea to take it away.
2:27 PM • 10/15/25

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4d

Ok but what if your only job skills are saying intentionally horrific things to get attention

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 4d

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dominic Michael Tripi &
@DMichaelTripi
X.com
NEW: X executive says creator monetization program may potentially be ended, saying that the system does
"more harm than good."
10:27 AM • 10/15/25

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★ansel @ansel.tv · 4d

if u dig down to the original tweet it's a couple weeks old but also quite funny in context

screenshot from x the everything app: a pathetic bluecheck begs the head of product to "fix" his meager creator payouts, head of product responds to say they're just gonna stop paying everyone

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 4d

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Nightmare On Jen Street @angrybooklady.bsky.social · 4d

I really need normies to start grasping that these fuckers are not gonna let us vote our way out of this

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5d

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24d

Astonishing! Trans woman's new face constructed entirely out of used shipping containers!

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11d

FUCK THE YANKEES!

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jul 22

True meaning of Transness

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𝒰𝓁𝓉𝓇𝒶 𝒞𝒾𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒸𝑒 @rabbit-pyro.bsky.social · 5d

Sobble is laughing while hiding in tree

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Count Crunchula! @peanutbcrunch.bsky.social · 5d

"It's a skill issue! Get good, bruh!" does not apply to employment stability. Altman can't crash & burn quickly enough.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 7d

don't worry, Sam Altman is confident that his efforts to eliminate vast numbers of jobs will all just sort of work out for the unemployed, eventually, possibly after they starve to death, which is technically a form of having it work out

futurism.com/artificial-i...

Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren't Even "Real Work" to Start With

Worried that AI will destroy work? Well, Sam Altman asks if you've considered what a farmer from half a century ago thinks of your job, first.

futurism.com

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 6d

The AI bubble bursting is going to unleash such anger towards nerds everyone's gonna be mad at anyone with glasses

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音鳴Ｋ介 @gizagizawing.bsky.social · 6d

FLOWER

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Taplaos Tapster @taplaos.bsky.social · 23d

🦀💢⛵🐟🌱

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Hannah 🌙 @stardomyx.bsky.social · Nov 23

I get why people keep saying “there’s Satan and then there’s Shockwave” now, Jesus Christ on a cracker.

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azoinab @azoinab.bsky.social · Nov 16

SHOCKWAVE!
#transformers

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oO MIE Oo @miekun.bsky.social · Jan 8

He falls real hard.
#soundwave #transformers

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Hannah 🌙 @stardomyx.bsky.social · Aug 23

Big bouncy ball but he’s poisonous.
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza #megavictreebel #victreebel

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Taplaos Tapster @taplaos.bsky.social · Aug 28

🥊🤼🐦🌟

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · Nov 13

If I haven’t said it lately here it is: trans and nonbinary people are a miraculous facet of Gd’s glittering, eternal Creation just like anyone else and if you feel any differently go ahead and fuck right off, don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 8d

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 6d

WHY - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELATEN TRYEN TO CAST A SPELL WITH THERE LOBSTER STAFF AND IT SAY'S " WHY DOES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF A HORRO RMOVIE YOU CAN TELL SOMETHING WEIRDS HAPPENING BUT WE DONT HAVE THE ANCIENT BOOK WITH THE SPELL THAT MAKES HAMBURGER'S COST $4.00 AGAIN " = A WINDOW BLOWS OPEN , OBJECTS NO LONGER FALL IN THE PATH YOU EXPECT, YOUR NIEGHBOR DISSAPPEARS NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THEY WENT , WAY TOO WARM IN COLD MONTH, CLIP OF AMERICAN POLITICIAN TALKING WOULD HAVE BEEN TO UNREALISTICALY FASCIST TO PUT IN A SCI FI MOVIE, LIGHT BULBS MAKE THE WRONG COLOR OF LIGHT, EVERYONES SICK ALL THE TIME, THE PEOPLE ON "OUR SIDE" DONT CARE TO DEFEND THE LEAST OF US , MAIL STOP'S SHOWING UP , GIVE ME THE TOME !!! GIVE ME THE TOME OF SPELL'S !!! GIVE ME THE AMULET !!! CAST SPELLS NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Norin 🦈 🔜 Twitchcon @mahoukarp.com · 6d

little ghost pokemon 👻
#art #pokemon

illustration of some ghost pokemon

featured are mimikyu, hisuian zorua, sableye, greavard, galarian corsola, drifloon, pumpkaboo, litwick, misdreavus, shuppet, yamask, duskull, phantump, ghastly, sinistea

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