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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗

@flashtastic.bsky.social

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Lover of meats. Cuddler. Pirate captain and leader of #plundercats. Hater of pet clothing and ROD STOOPID. Purralegal at #HotPinkLegalSolutions. My mom spoils me, but when she travels she cheats. Have you seen her international cat photo collection?

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 1m

Iz shur thad wuld halpink tha yuoze bid furr hevan.

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 1h

Wez goink bacc two ann tymb ware yuoze gonna ware prizun stribes.

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 1h

Yuoze tha absoloot bess Toes. Iz luv tha yuoze!

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Toes @toesknows.bsky.social · 2h

[Toes refuses to know she's 20 sometimes ❤️]

#catsofbsky #seniorcats #soundup

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💙 @flyhappycat.bsky.social · 1h

It’z here! Hoomom’s workout tank top!! Plundercat Air!! Pawsum!

#plundercats

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Tank top of Plundercat Air from Layla & Piglet!

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curious george 🔬🔭☠️🥐 @curiouscatgeorge.bsky.social · 5h

guise guise guise 😻 aye lub idt! eben dow itiz two bige 🤔
#plundercats

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George, a black cat, sitting on a Plundercats Air t-shirt

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 1h

Gonna bee hardt sinse yuoze know haz an tymb masheen, butt gud lucc. May bee aimm fur 1616 sinse thad's ware yuoze soot frum.

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 1h

Iz confeedandt wez canne findt tha himz eesy.

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 2h

ATTENSHUNS! Tha #plundercats cann nowe tymb trabbel tanks two @curiouscatgeorge.bsky.social. Wez goink two 1916 to werk wif Wang, tha mawve tomm kitteh two akwire lunshes frum hooms. Sinse ma ladee knead two werk thiz Caturday, wez cannut goink untill 4pm EDT. #cats #catsofbluesky #orangetober

orange cat on kitchen counter where he should not be.

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 5h

Iz knot gud Jaik. An Critta chazink tha ma thru timb sayink Iz an ebil kitteh!

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 5h

Yuoze meen Jaik?

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 6h

Iz promiss knot two eet Huitty

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 7h

Okterpuzz tastee.

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Eli The Cat loves Fergus 🧡🧡 @elithefat.bsky.social · 12h

Hallo nyoo peeples frum Twatter. Ime iss Eli an mine ockterpuss frend iss callered Huitty, naimed after mine catte frend Huitty. Evferryboddy shoud hav an ockterpuss. Hav an ockterpuss! 🐙

Eli the orange and white cat is laying with his toy octopus perched on his shoulder

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 7h

Know. Iz rekomdt thad iff yuoze tymb trabbel sai henlo two ma layte brofur Fu$$y.

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 7h

Hoo Shake?

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 7h

Iz knot ofendt. Iz juss tink yuoze illigul bye definishun. An meen Critta chazin gye in an 17th-senchuri hazmatt soot haz two bee aginss tha lawz. Mite eban bee unconstitooshunal.