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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗

@flashtastic.bsky.social

2.4K followers 2.2K following 12K posts

Lover of meats. Cuddler. Pirate captain and leader of #plundercats. Hater of pet clothing and ROD STOOPID. Purralegal at #HotPinkLegalSolutions. My mom spoils me, but when she travels she cheats. Have you seen her international cat photo collection?

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 6h

Wez mite knead #naturalcats mersh

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 7h

Ma ladee tha moast bootifill inn tha werld.

All The Cats @all-the-cats.bsky.social · 12h

This

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 7h

Yuoze gonna knead an lodt ovv fackt chekas.

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Layla & Piglet @era-now.bsky.social · 16h

Community update! The #plundercats & friends have raised $62 for The Cat Connection so far! They are a great cat Rescue/shelter in Massachusetts. They rescued Piglet so that we could adopt her! 😸
Thank you so much everyone!

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 8h

Wat abowt @era-now.bsky.social an @itsflanoy.bsky.social an @smokeyt.bsky.social an @sayonarapantalones.bsky.social ?

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 8h

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 9h

Theyz bee lowe tha lawz.

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 10h

Critta. Toes iz tha law an shez sai yuoze gilty!

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 11h

Oaghe. Wez culd alle vombit in tha yuoze gardin!

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 11h

[that is a lot of merch!]

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 11h

Howz yuoze gonna getz themz bacc frum aur tummiez?

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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 1d

if yuo enjoye de #plundercats adbenshures, liek me, yuo can order wun of dese shirts (Imb got wun fur mine momb!) an benefit owr frends Layla & Piglet local rescue - The Cat Connection. Tanks @era-now.bsky.social fur settink dis ubb!

Layla & Piglet @era-now.bsky.social · 1d

#plundercats Plundercat Air merch should be live in 15min on our redbubble store. Margin on those items is set to 1%. That 1% will be donated to The Cat Connection which is where we got Piglet!
We priced these as cheap as we could because we want every #plundercat and #plundercat fan to get one.

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 11h

[So far only one person has reached out to me about this, but hopefully people won't be shy forever.]

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 17h

Toes handels tha croysandts.

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 17h

Ozferd commas onli fur tha ma!

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 18h

[Real life gift shop is updated! Thanks @era-now.bsky.social! DM me if you want merch, but can't afford it. The #plundercats will pool funds to make sure everyone who wants merch can get at least one thing! Remember, all proceeds support The Cat Connection shelter in Waltham, MA.]