Moanin’ Obookhov
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Scientist (allegedly). Connoisseur of memes and existential dread. Ephemeral.
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i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.
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Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!
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Zero arrests by NYPD is actually astounding to me
clementine,

the antifa army remains hidden in the colony of portland, but i feel their presence as i feel the wind—the signs are there. a lone exception was a group of conscripted rowers training in the river for naval warfare. farmers are made to sell goods in small markets. i weep.

sadly,
j
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dearest clementine,

i have finally reached the war-torn colony of portland. i have yet to see the leftist woke army of antifa, but this city is as bleak as hell is hot. the people waste precious resources on art, trees deprive them of seeing heaven, & they make food of foreign lands.

in fear,
j
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I’m in a room where a whole ass faculty member said “Chat GPT 5 would be able to write a better NSF proposal than me” and… well…

My inside thoughts got the best of me BC I said loud as fuck “that’s unfortunate, because there’s not a machine on earth that writes better than me.”
we did this shit after 9/11. she can go fuck off.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
worth a listen. and here is a gift link to his essay. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/12/o...
when racist and bigoted and nazi words are excused as jokes, reporters should ask the apologists to explain the punchline.
quote post your favorite pokémon (wrong answers only)
reviewer two still disagrees
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"The bathroom. It's... bad."
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Mandatory mid-semester LMS migration.
simulation stuck in queue.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"The bathroom. It's... bad."
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Mandatory mid-semester LMS migration.
As a serial overthinker, I totally get not knowing what to say. I remember always asking my friends and family a million ways to say “hi”. I think it’s a bit sad at 32 to need to ask an llm to land on what it should produce, the average anodyne comment about it being nice to meet a person.
all of that electricity and water to land on “it was lovely to meet you”
OU’s kicker looks like he is wearing a pair of nutters from the 1970s NBA.
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i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.