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Willie Dustice
@fightingbaseball94.bsky.social
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Let’s go ham fighters!
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 7h
another day volunteering at the Canadian betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can jack off the flag. buddy, they wont even let me jack it
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 11h
Your post is the one at the +5.6% spike in sentiment
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 11h
You need to be paying attention to the Bluesky 7 day sentiment
hourstats.bsky.social Good Posts and Sentiment Bot @hourstats.bsky.social · 11h
📊 Seven day Bluesky sentiment
Seven day Bluesky sentiment trend chart. Current sentiment: 5.6% (Oct 23, 1:37 AM UTC). Highest sentiment: 17.3% (Oct 16, 10:06 AM UTC). Lowest sentiment: 3.5% (Oct 21, 2:36 AM UTC). Average sentiment: 10.0%. Trending negative over the period.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 11h
Talk about a back-end developer!
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 12h
🫡
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 12h
I love when people do a little valor by proxy. Husband’s father was a construction worker? Not even like a fireman? Get real. Yeah my brother’s co-worker’s au pair was in Palisades mall on that fateful day.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 13h
Of course he managed to pick Wells Fargo the bank famous for scams
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 13h
libs trolled 🤣🤣🤣
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 13h
I actually eliminated 86% of microplastics from my ejaculate, but I guess 85% is cool.
veryimportant.lawyer Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15h
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 14h
Fair point. They would probably just complain about it getting watered down.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 14h
Ice in the bucket?
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 1d
The old switcheroo Adelita as a dog and Pius as a bunny
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d
You might just be onto something
fightingbaseball94.bsky.social Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · Aug 9
My wife has started smoking pipe tobacco while doing her crossword puzzles. I think she was bitten by a radioactive 86 year old man.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d
Pretty much exactly what my wife said. As a good husband I must support her feud
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d
She’s been reiterating my need to “embrace robe life” she wants to go as long as possible without turning on the heat because “fuck those greedy shits at Spire energy“
fightingbaseball94.bsky.social Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · Jan 5
My wife got a bathrobe for Christmas and now she’s telling me I need to “embrace robe life”
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d
It’s why modern suburbs were invented!
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d
Presidency by sortition
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d
We used to be a proper country
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d
If there’s a better time of year to watch a porno where someone gets caught fucking a pumpkin I’m all ears
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d
Try this one easy trick. Insurance companies HATE him!
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 3d
Menthol?
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 3d
Bingay
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 4d
I can’t believe they thought enough people would pay $15 a month for one league and one tournament. Not bundling it with Apple TV+ was a huge mistake as well
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 4d
There was a union civil war general who said “If I owned Texas and hell I’d rent out Texas and live in hell”
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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 4d
WE ARE COMING, FATHER ABRAHAM, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND MORE,
FROM MISSISSIPPI'S WINDING STREAM AND FROM NEW ENGLAND'S SHORE.

WE DARE NOT LOOK BEHIND US BUT STEADFASTLY BEFORE.
WE ARE COMING, FATHER ABRAHAM, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND MORE!
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