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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾

@fairygodmegan.bsky.social

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•Fairy Bitch •Incredibly Stressful •Clout Goblin Princess •Megan •Returned for the hot gay goss •Equally known and unknowable •LCSW •Honorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · Oct 17

HELLO AND THANK YOU TO ALL MY NEW AND OLD FOLLOWERS ALIKE! IF YOU PLAN TO PARTICIPATE IN ALL THAT IS ME, IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU REVIEW JUST A FEW ITEMS FIRST. IF YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS, PLEASE ALSO LIKE THIS POST AND COMMENT BELOW 🧚‍♀️ ✨ :

1)| am in fact a lady shitposter. We exist.

2) | very rarely, if ever, get my actual feelings hurt, although I will tell you if I find what you're saying unnecessary, or not what I'm interested in receiving feedback-wise. For example,

You: "Megan, I'm not sure how I feel about you"

Me: "That's fine, but I only want you to tell me that I'm 'amazing and perfect,' or don't comment at all if you won't patronize me.
Please just follow me and like my posts instead, if that's the case."

3) This is not where I share my sociopolitical beliefs or raise mental health awareness. I am a clinical social worker by trade, whose clientele consists of marginalized neurodivergent trans/queer kids and their families. I spend my work-week participating in sociopolitical activism and mental healthcare. Bsky is just where I go to let loose and fuck around to never-find out.

4) Therefore, this account has not and will never be an accurate representation of my personal social, political, moral, or ethical belief system.

5)On Bsky, I am simply an unhinged extremely self-entitled narcissistic tyrant with old money known as Fairy Godbitch (FGB) aka Fairy GodMegan (FGM). And I'm hot. You may not always get the joke, but I'm going to need you to like the post anyways in support of my pursuit for bsky. world domination.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 12m

My best colors are very bright /clear colors it's a bit much LOL, but thank you.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 15m

Lmfaaaooo twas not my intention. It just happened to me. I am simply acknowledging what we all already see. LOL

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 16m

Here I stand before you, warts and all, Ricky.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 17m

B/c American liberal democrats function within a sociopolitical lens that requires gaslighting/normalization of white conservative ideology to prevent real leftism from gaining popular traction. They have every incentive to maintain the status quo, because they dont represent the left & never have.

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 27m

Someone in the office said to me "you look preppy today, I almost didn't recognize you"

And I said, is it because I look like ally sheedy after her make over in breakfast club. And they just said, "haha...yeah. Exactly."

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 29m

Fondant??? lol!!!!!!

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 37m

Many many incredible minds of our time are saying:

Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 38m

The Godbitch right as usual.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 38m

I post rage bait at like 6 am idgaf and you know it, Daniel

✨the daniel✨ @intelectconfig.wtf · 39m

isn’t it a little early in the day for a rage bait post?

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 39m

Especially, classic brach's candy corn.

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 40m

Listen, I'm just gonna' say it and let the chips fall where they may:

I actually love candy corn.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 46m

Singing to the tune of *My Own Worst Enemy by Lit*

Pleeeeassseee tell me whyyyy, I look like 21 yr old Ally Sheedyyyy

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 50m

I'm in the middle of letting my hair grow out longer so I can shift into a traditional French bob...I tried out a headband because my hair is getting too long in the front.

Everyone please tell me why I look like exactly like Allison in Breakfast Club after Claire gives her a makeover.

Megan/FGB parked in her car, taking a quick selfie to show that she looks exactly like Ally Sheedy in Breakfast club, except she is technically a grown woman in her late 30s

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 1h

My adderall finally kicked in around 12:00pm!!

Dirty giant pig covered in dirt in side his own. His mouth is open and he is clearly mid-excited and most definitely super loud adult pig squeal. The pig looks super excited just to exist in a body.

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 2h

Update I joined mastodon and it's actually pretty ok. Half the challenge is knowing the right servers to join to find your bsky friends.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

I'm highly skilled at adding trivial information to other trivial information.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

Poster's Fun-Factness

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 5h

Classic Megan moment:

✨the daniel✨ @intelectconfig.wtf · 6h

next week on the tv sitcom “fun with megab”, the halloween episode: a scream sequel parody where the “trivia game” is on the subject of 5 dollar words. megan correctly defines “plethora” so the serial killer decides to let her walk away after complimenting her outfit 💅

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

Desperately waiting for my adderall to kick in like

Large strange breed of pig, is lying in the mud/dirt and its little hooves barely peak out from under its broad body

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

I contain a plethora of useless knowledge...such as the definition of the word, "plethora"--knowing versus not knowing the meaning of "plethora" changes literally nothing in my life.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

Poster's Fun-Factness

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

I'm highly skilled at adding trivial information to other trivial information.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

Fuck yeah, so are mine. I look like a bad ass bitch.

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

Desperately waiting for my adderall to kick in like

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

Fun fack: if your frames are attractive and sophisticated in the first place, transition lenses are actually cool.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

Fun fack: All tortoise jeans are jortoise jeans 😌