Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂
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Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴 All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed. Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
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Hi! 👋🏻 It’s still me!

I simply changed my pfp as I feel like it’s lowkey illegal to not do so when you get new merch in, haha.

I’m now in a blue Ferrari shirt instead of a blue Spurs shirt. 🩵

That is all.
Just means I have to at least get this out of my way tomorrow to I can leave my driveway.

And way more firewood!

Just curious which tree it was. 🧐
After examining this pic it looks like an entire tree fell down from the side yard and split apart across my driveway on the way down. 👍🏻
We’re having a bad severe thunderstorm rn and just had to go outside after hearing something very loud fall.

I see a tree has fallen in the driveway, or a large branch, but I think one might have fallen on the roof too but I can’t check yet as it’s pouring rain.

Yay! 🥲
I woke up about an hour or so ago. It helped a little for sure. Dreading work on Monday. 🥲
Just did. And am in bed watching cartoons. At 3 p.m. Feel fucking awful.
Trying to stay up to watch quali but just feel so shitty.

I never get sick. I cannot remember the last time I was.

Am making dinner rn, just had a hot tea. I still feel like my body is fading; weak.

At this point, I need to just sleep/rest. 🥲
My throat is still so sore; just on fire.

It makes me wanna be babied.

Or drugged with so much cold medicine I sleep until I wake up healed. 😭
I fully support PIA being a bit dirty/risky btw. I actually don’t give a single fuck.

Ppl ask for harder racing all the time & then want to litigate an incident for 10,000 years.

McLaren has held that British dork’s hand all season long + tucked him in at night until they sealed the WCC.

Enough.
YEAH GO DO IT

just be like “hey this cutie court reporter thinks it’s hot when lawyers punch each other in the face” and they will totally understand
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I actually don’t care what Martin Brundle thinks believe it or not
Go punch someone at your conference. So many punchable faces I’m sure. 😆
brb enrolling in law school so I can defend PIA in criminal court
omg I shit posted through that whole thing and I am very sorry

*bows*
America loves Carlos so much it’s so cute 😭😭😭
imagine slandering DTS fans when you just watched that sprint with a straight face lmao
I can’t wait to hear Sainz give a podium interview I hope he sings Smooth Operator you’re in America baby we will love it
THIS DIDN’T AGE WELL GOOD THING I FIND THE FRENCH GENERALLY ANNOYING
This is the funniest Sprint I’ve ever seen. This is the exact kind of stupid the FIA hoped for when they pitched this concept.
Your Honor
That was a Russell Torpedo and I’m fine with it.
I didn’t see shit either. 😂
god I missed seeing Lewis race like that holy shit