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eXistenZial Shred

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He/him | Metalhead, Rhythm game player, Taco Bell enjoyer, aspiring horror buff, idiot.

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eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · Aug 28

Gonna do the #Hooptober challenge this year, so here's my list of 31 films to watch and review. I'll probably start in Sept cuz that's a lot of free time I'll need to find lol. All first time watches save for Texas Chainsaw 1 and Wizard of Oz. Lmk which ones i should get excited for!

Arachnophobia, audition, babadook, bird box, brain dead, brotherhood of the wolf, cabinet of dr caligari, candyman (new one), carrie, children of men, citizen Kane, existenz.

Ginger snaps, my name is nobody, night of the living dead, a nightmare on elm st, poltergeist, pontypool, re-animator, rosemary baby

Shivers, starry eyes, chainsaw Massacre 1 and 2, train to busan, trick or treat, viy, white zombie, the wicker man, la bruja, the wizard of oz

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eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 3h

Shit straight up lurks dood. A real smotherer man.

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 3h

Some cool ass people in there (sorry for pinging everyone like 3 times spelling is hard 💀💀💀 good thing they’re cool lol)

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 4h

Seems fair

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 4h

Friday films!

Last four films ive seen and star ranks:
Rosemary's Baby, 5
The Toxic Avenger, 2
eXistenZ, 4
Re-animator, 3.5

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 6h

We're in a bonus track recession.

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 6h

Weird that they just re-released the same Pet Semetary cover they did on Never Neverland. Still excited to hear the ep at any rate.

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eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 9h

Happy Friday you old maids

4x4 album grid of albums I spun this last week:
Kalyn Faye - Bible Belt and Good Company
Kacey Musgraves - Deeper Well
Buddy Red Bow - s/t
Couch Slut - You Could Do It Tonight
Ilsa - Corpse Fortress
Alice in Chais - Black Gives Way to Blue
Blood Vulture - Die Close
Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown
PUP - S/T and Morbid Stuff
Rise Against - Appeal to Reason
SOAD - toxicity
Blackfire - One Nation Under
Charli XCX - Brat
A Giant Dog - Pile

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eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 13h

I have no idea what she means by that, but i love the thought of adding "like a cop" to the end of any old insult. I bet you fuck like a cop. You order takeout like a cop dude. You shoot free throws like a cop.

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 13h

I've made that call before. Its scary to acknowledge, but its brave enough just to reach out and admit you're having struggles. It gets better, but in the meantime know that this version of you is still worthwhile 🫂

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

Coincidentally, did you know that "excrutiate" comes from Latin meaning "to crucify?" Something i just learned during a commercial break. Also learned some things about Polanski, the Farrows, and Woody Allen. Interesting parallels there!

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

This is EXCRUCIATING (complementary)

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

JEEsus bro

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eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

Now for something completely different, first time

Rosemary's Baby (1968)

A young couple, Rosemary and Guy, moves into an infamous New York apartment building, known by frightening legends and mysterious events, with the purpose of starting a family.

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eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

Hahahahaha that sucked

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eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

Pluto isn't fucking around with their horror selection this season.

You're Next, Green Room, Overlord, Event Horizon Rosemary's Baby, The Ring, Let's Scare Jessica to Death, The Babadook

Toxic Avenger, Slumber Party Massacre, Night of the Living Dead, Mandy, Terrifier 2, The Wailing, Climax, The Grudge, Pet Semetary

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

Blocked a guy for saying The Descent sucked, I'm not about nonsense today.

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

MEA weekend!

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

Patient tells our nurse "I hope that bald fat guy isn't in the lab today." Jokes on you pal, I'm the ONLY guy working the lab for the next 3 weeks! You're trapped in here with me!

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

Bro wtf

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

Huh. Yea idk about this one. I'm definitely side eyeing anyone w/ a kawaii suicide figurine on their shelf.

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

Longlegs is perfect for like 2/3rds of its runtime, imo

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eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 1d

Yea i saw that; the delete kinda implicated you on accident lmao

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Glenn Tranzig @wheredidjasongo.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you Courage the Cowardly Chaser

A drawing of Courage the Cowardly Dog done in yellow chalk on a dark green wall. Under his hands, someone has taken a white marker and graffitied the phrase “Boypussy solves all problems 🤍”

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eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 2d

The Thing
Texas Chainsaw
Hellraiser
The Descent

John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 2d

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

I'll go first:
-Silence of the Lambs
-I Saw the Devil
-Coherence
-Jaws

eXistenZial Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 2d

Nw first time

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

A gang of thugs devise a cruel hoax that goes horribly wrong as Melvin, a nerdy emaciated janitor at the local health club, is cast through a third story window into a vat of hazardous toxic waste.

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