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Jennifer

@evryflavrbean.bsky.social

290 followers 230 following 3.2K posts

Elder millennial, 🏳️‍🌈, wannabe content creator, women’s ⚽️ fan: Orlando Pride, Chelsea FCW, Tigres Femenil, Canberra United

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · Nov 7

Intro for anyone who did not follow me on the dead bird app:
- I watch a lot of woso including NWSL, WSL, Liga MX Femenil, and A-League W (teams I support in bio)
- I post deranged reactions to things that happen during games with no context
- I like to travel to away games which is weird in USA

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 7h

Anybody else starting to get a little worried that we might not be able to fly to the NWSL championship in a few weeks??

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 10h

Oh yeah, this was a very specific gripe about really entitled dickbag fans, not people who casually talk shit 😭

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Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 10h

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 10h

I'm not arguing with people from other NWSL fanbases in favor of Orlando fans anymore; based on our Facebook group, our own fans hate themselves, the supporters group, and each other just as much as other fans hate us.

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 12h

One of my coworkers pissed me off so fucking bad that I threw my headset across the room 😭 My three week vacation can’t come soon enough

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Velodus 🦃🍂 @velodus.bsky.social · 1d

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, you’re not even talking about the nutty Pride group 😂 But yeah, there’s a lot of assholes with loud stupid opinions out there right now

Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 1d

Oh god, I blocked so many fucking losers on that group earlier

Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 1d

I ordered my mom a new Apple Watch because of the new heart features (she has a series 4) and then I realized a minute later that maybe her iPhone is too old for it.

I checked, and she has an iPhone XS - which was discontinued in like 2019. So yeah, it’s too old for it 💀

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Loud & Proud Orlando @lpopodcast.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight 8:00pm PRIDE POD LIVE ‼️

“Pride Playoffs.”

Be part of the discussion, leave us your comments. 📝

🟣 LINK 👇🏻
www.youtube.com/live/UZZonNq...

#vamospride #orlandopride #NWSL #ovalle

Orlando Pride vs. Seattle Reign: The Immediate Rematch! Decision Day Draw & Playoff Preview

It's an instant rematch! On this live episode of the Orlando PRIDE podcast, we're breaking down the dramatic Decision Day draw between Orlando Pride and Seattle Reign FC. We'll deep-dive into the late...

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 1d

looking at my credit card statement like "why the fuck did Orlando charge me $46 yesterday" and then I remembered they actually did send an email about the playoff ticket + parking charge 😅

Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 1d

oh no I hope it wasn't a hunting accident

BNO News @bnonews.com · 1d

BREAKING: Former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney has died at age 84

Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 2d

NWSL player to right-wing media grifter shouldn't be a possible career path but here we are

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☀️KG @kgarson3.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck you, Elizabeth Eddy

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 2d

finding these in my passport tells me I should go back to Mexico

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Catalina @catabush.com · 2d

put "heroic and, even, perfect" next to "a multitude of factors" in the woso lexicon

Gingers For Hershfelt @gingers4hal.bsky.social · 2d

The paragraph right after it is even better lmao. “Heroic and, even, perfect” lollllll

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 2d

man, Canberra are playing away at Wellington Phoenix this weekend, which makes the game 10pm my time instead of the middle of the night, which would be lovely if it wasn't 2 hours after the Pride QF kickoff 😭

Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 2d

Things I remember from 2023 that were more relevant than Earps: The Hurtig penalty that gave Naeher permanent trauma, the France/Australia shootout that gave us all permanent trauma, LJ’s red card, the lesbian handshake drama, and Sam Kerr singing that Strawberry Kisses song

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 2d

opening sentences from mary earps’ piece in the guardian:

There were three huge talking points from the 2023 World Cup. One was the unspeakable kiss that Spain's football federation president Luis Rubiales planted
on Jenni Hermoso as she collected her gold medal, which would later lead to his resignation and prosecution.

The other two talking points both related to me.

iconic tweet from a twitter bird bot account:

I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve just seen the video on the other site of Press crying on the pitch while taking her boots off and I think it’s time to go to bed 😭

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NWSL Analytics @nwslstat.bsky.social · 3d

Orlando Pride: 1 (1.21 xG)
vs
Seattle Reign FC: 1 (0.28 xG)

#ORLvSEA | #VamosPride | #HerefortheCrown | #NWSL | 🤖⚽

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 3d

this was NOT a well written English sentence and somehow it’s still more comprehensible than half the shit I’ve seen out of the mearps book

Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 3d

What do we have to do to have people not wearing random other team’s shirts on the fucking wall???

Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 3d

I love a Friday night game with less than a week notice

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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 3d

The #NWSL playoffs first round schedule is set.

Friday: 4. Orlando vs. 5. Seattle, 8 p.m., Prime Video

Saturday: 2. Washington vs. 7. Louisville, noon, CBS

Sunday: 1. Kansas City vs. 8. Gotham, 12:30 p.m. (though it won’t kick off right then), ABC; 3. Portland vs. 6. San Diego, 3 p.m., ABC

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 3d

This is part of my theory on why we should ban them. No one hears them and thinks, oh no, someone is breaking into a car. People hear them and think, oh no, some dumb motherfucker doesn’t know how to turn off their alarm.

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Haley Carter @hccarter.bsky.social · 3d

Started in this league as a player. Now I stand in it as a leader. With that comes the responsibility to champion what makes this league and game special.

P, you’re exactly what makes our space special. Wherever your path takes you, whatever kit you wear, know this: we’ve got your back. 💪

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