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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · 11d

I was an absolutely Twitter junkie. Quit about a year ago and I just can’t go back. The ads, the bots, the algorithm—all bad

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · 11d

Always adhere to NFPA (Nilay’s Fire Prevention Advice)

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · 26d

Starting a youth group but we’re gonna talk about the power of AI native no-code SaaS applications.

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Aug 8

Obviously dumb and evil intentions there, but the monkey’s paw dumb version of this is when the administration starts touting increases in non-black enrollment at HBCUs.

E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Aug 8

I don’t use twitter anymore but it’s still on my phone. Why the hell did it start sending me push notifications from some trash far right wing news account that I don’t follow?

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · Jul 21

You WILLL NOT guess what this is about. But I encourage you to try before clicking through for the answer. www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/X...

r/AskNYC
u/UmweltUndefined • 3h
Is there anywhere that delivers that will give a discount rate on 65 gallons of milk?

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Jul 19

Bark chew? More like, honk shoo.

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Jul 16

The aliens become drop shippers selling junk on TikTok live.

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Jul 12

Nothing but a chain wallet? Where is the wallet? WHAT IS THE CHAIN HOOKED TO?!

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Jul 12

Help: MechaHitler trained my self-driving Tesla and now I’m stuck in a military parade ☹️

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Jul 2

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · Jul 2

Trump's megabill is terrible for the people who voted for him. But will they be too dumb to notice?

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Jun 30

Ibericode camp

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Jun 23

Whole bar in Seattle rooting against OKC.

E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Jun 23

I need Poseidon to lock in on OKC like the way he hated Odysseus.

E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Jun 8

Me at every swim meet and practice I attend when I see the bleachers

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · May 24

But no headphone jack

E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · May 24

An—I always assume acronyms are spelled out when read unless it’s broken through being understood as an acronym (e.g. lidar, scuba)

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · May 24

He doesn’t need all that. Just let him fly 🤭

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · May 18

Grabbing oysters before Kendrick in Seattle. Call them Mr. Shuckworth.

E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · May 15

Oh lawd he comin’ / O Lord, he is risen

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · Apr 30

If I had known Trump was going to cause a recession, I still would have voted for him, but I probably would have moved all my money off-shore before he took office.

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Apr 30

Butterfly Meme:
“Insert text box”
“Is this a deepfake?”

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Apr 30

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E @evnjnsn.bsky.social · Apr 24

a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the word boo on the table in front of them

ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the word boo on the table in front of them

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