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EvilNinjaPhil
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Everyone’s favourite cowboy turned half blind ninja Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion “Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021 Biscuit hipster
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EvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 6d
Here’s our special treat for Halloween, a spooky look at Muhammad Ali Heavyweight Boxing! Boxing, the spookiest of all sports amirite?
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Boxing games can be good, I guess | Muhammad Ali Heavyweight Boxing
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 16h
FYI this is what you do when your business is great and you are very liquid and creditworthy
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BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
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EvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 22h
Someone must have made a comment about how it’ll soon be the gold house
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EvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 22h
This reminds me in need to go to Zazzas Bazzar in Bristol again so i can visit all the world food continents including the continent of deserts
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 8d
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EvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 22h
I am slow Track 275 🏁 Fastest Lap: 7.412s
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Mark Watson, in November @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 1d
Arsenal have got a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD, Max Dowman, on. He is the first ever person to play in the Champions League about whom you can say definitively he was never in a Woolworth's.
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tierney cyren @bnb.im · 1d
honestly my most leftist gym bro take is that gyms are a public good and should be state owned and free, not private
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Calamity Jon Morris @calamityjon.bsky.social · 1d
I've been trying to quit Diet Coke for five or six years, with little luck, so I'm grateful to Coca-Cola for exhibiting such open contempt for their audience with their AI posturing that quitting will be easy. My health doesn't motivate me, but spite? Spite I can work with.
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EvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 1d
The dialogue in 70s marvel comics is absolutely wild
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A.L. Goldfuss @ghoulpus.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 2d
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
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EvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 1d
I remember there was a kickstarter or something for a kindle like ebook that just had first of the North Star it and it looked AMAZING
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JP Jordan @jpjordan.bsky.social · 2d
I'm not saying I know for certain that Stephen King's favourite character role is the protagonist, but I do know he loves a Maine character
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 2d
Cheney dead
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 3d
#TheTwen2ie5

#27 THE NORTHERN BOYS - Party Time (2022)

The kayfabe around Sindhuworld is airtight and I don't buy it. But this is a key text that represents the UK in the 2020s, more honest about how lost many men are than any number of fucking thinkpieces. And I cry laughing every time I listen.
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Ashley Black 🔪💚 @darkside-ashley.bsky.social · 3d
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amr al-aaser @siegarettes.bsky.social · 3d
this is the wildest way to communicate your vision for the game design

and what's hilarious is he actually did make it happen
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EvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 3d
As the kids would say, let the man cook
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Owen @owenod.bsky.social · 3d
It's that time again. 🕰️ A mince-pie shaped beacon lights up the night sky. 🌃 If you would like to submit anything to The Infinite Review 🎄XMAS MAILBAG🎄 please send it to [email protected] by Dec 1st. ✉️
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EvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 3d
DJI Mimo app even, that’s the one
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EvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 3d
The apps are rubbish! The fact that if you add text it doesn’t even snap to clips you’ve added is infuriating.

Pro tip, if making a short from scratch on a phone/tablet the DJI app has a real good editor and it’s free
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EvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 3d
The fact that the iPad app straight up doesn’t let you upload any is just mind boggling, it’s like you have to do it on the iPhone with the worst possible editor ever deal with it
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EvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 3d
GODZILLA MINUS 0?! WHAT?! WHY DID NO ONE WAKE ME UP TO TELL ME THIS???
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Necronomitron @necronomitron.bsky.social · 4d
…anyway, this is Takara’s “Kick Fight Game”, where you kick a guy in the dick until he snaps in half.
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