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Everton The Sitcom

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Long suffering Evertonian, Lagger by trade. I tend to just read everyone else's posts and rarely add anything worth writing home about. Trying to kick the bollocks out of prostate cancer!

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Stefan Bienkowski @sbienkowski.bsky.social · 14h

There is a real lack of good football analytics blogs and websites these days. All the nerds have gone to work for the Athletic or football clubs, and the rest of us are worse off for it.

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

I can still hear John leaches voice too "hi I'm John leach at the widnes car centre" proper squeaky 🤣🤣

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Whittle @stixx1979.bsky.social · 1d

Both my childhood numbers
My current mobile
Davy Liver Cabs
John Leech at Widnes Car Centre

Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 1d

The only phone numbers I know by heart anymore:

- mine
- my wife’s
- my landline number from when I first moved to LA
- my childhood home
- a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”

bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Oh and maincrest car and van hire...733 3201 🤣

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Soon as I read that I got the davey liver jingle in my head 🤣🤣

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Benjo the Banjo @gwedlid.bsky.social · 1d

Is @tonycampari.bsky.social working for CNBC now??

CNBC @cnbc.com · 1d

NASA unit JPL to lay off about 550 workers, citing restructure

The Jet Propulsion Laboratory is a research and development lab funded by NASA — the federal space agency — and managed by the Caltech.

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evertonfan1878.bsky.social @evertonfan1878.bsky.social · 1d

gofund.me/5f3d72b36 there's the link if you want to donate 🙏💙

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody would own up to that to be fair 🤣

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Seen some bad ones on here. That's up there. Wow.

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a beard is standing in a room holding a baby and saying oooh fancy .

ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a room holding a baby and saying oooh fancy .

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

On my birthday too, spent it in A&E 🤦‍♂️

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Think I've posted it before, but I managed to get a plastic coat hanger hooked around the back of my eyeball.
Still don't know how I didn't get permanent damage.

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Tell a lie it was toolstation 🤣

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

I bought one from screwfix, better psi than a karsher, came with all the attachments, a lot cheaper too.
Had it 4 years now.

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Looks like a good day to teach a clumsy 6 yr old how to ride a bike with no stabilizers, whilst sticking the pavement 👀🤣

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

If some fat bellend is putting flags up on lampposts in your street, and you happen to be passing by, trip, and knock the soft cunt off his ladder...are you liable...
Asking for a friend.....

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Fat cunts never worked in his life, and his lads are in their late 20s and still hang about the shops. Bellends.

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone got a big set of ladders, L27
These fuckers are coming down.
Its the gobshite with the flag on the front of his house doing it.

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Some gonshite has put a union jack flag up on the lamppost outside ours.
Thats coming right down. Pricks.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 2d

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2d

The orange bag....can't explain why, but they were nice 🤣

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2d

Wait until you try the chocolate wotsits....thats right chocolate wotsits 🤯

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2d

I loved this, ice cold, was really refreshing

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2d

My nan used to get Cheshire farms meals delivered too...

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