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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · Apr 23

What if you just beat the ass of the zombies as the infection starts? Put 'em down. You just saved the world. Welcome to level 2 of 20.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 43m

Oh, Rosario...

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 44m

Because I tend to crush the people who try to crush me. So maybe thats a bad name, no?

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 44m

And are the libs the right?

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 45m

I.love my mom, not my employees.

I.love

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 48m

But is banging who he bangs. =(

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 49m

You have a wonderfully incorrect definition, citation lad.

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 50m

Hes the Barney Fife of Gomer Pyles.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 2h

He owns it. What does locking do?

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 2h

I wish this person nothing but peace and safety.

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 2h

My point isnt that what happened isnt horrid. My point is lets be clear who the real enemy is, not some indistinct term. The left needs to get off that train.

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 2h

Sures sounds like libs. Maybe dont crush them?

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 2h

Every country since the dawn of time sans a vanishing few

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 3h

How about Batmanisms?

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 4h

Every state sans a few is an ethnostate

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 4h

Jews saying they would gas others. Oy vey.

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 4h

Brilliant.

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Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 7h

As long as someone is eating shit, they will happily eat maggots. That's the deal

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 4h

People spend their whole lives banking on a future predicted by a book of a world not our own. Is it a surprise? Belief is the surrender of reason.

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 4h

Whitr blotch. Again, I seem like I am critiquing. I am not. I am cranking. So forgive me.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 4h

For real

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 4h

I will. I need cleaning wipes first.

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 4h

I mean, the hair? (/S)

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 4h

So did the guy below get hit by a stray shot?

Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 4h

My body is ready

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 4h

Because you havent caught them all.