Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· Apr 23
What if you just beat the ass of the zombies as the infection starts? Put 'em down. You just saved the world. Welcome to level 2 of 20.
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 3h
Cocks have waddles. Old crows have nussies.
Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 3h
What a nussy
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 3h
And the descent...soon they shall see the Nancy, and their fury will become like a summer's dew.
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 4h
But did you pass a joint?
Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 4h
I got to the word joint, and I was like, "alright!". Then I read on and was like "did they name their bong Charlie?" Then I read wing, and I got the munchies. What are we talking about, again?
Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 4h
Shit shut?
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 4h
What are you, a Battletech mech or sumpin'?
Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 4h
JUST DANCE
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 4h
You are hitting the gas in a mudfield
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 4h
The chorus is sadly autotuned.
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 13h
Love the game. But still no flashlights?
Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 13h
Cool story, fake name. Byyyyeee.
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 15h
Thats something wierd
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 21h
When I see some of the stupid shit that gets peoples attention, Im kinda glad I dont get much on this despite the good shit I post.
Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 21h
You are giving me a hall monitor level slap on the wrist as the school is being overrun by an active shooter. Perspective is a foriegn vista to you.
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 21h
Whateva act. This is hall monitor shit in the face of a school shooter.
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 21h
Thats a wall plaque.
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 21h
*boobtooth
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 21h
So are they gonna ban porn or just real porn?
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 21h
So its bleeding cash, but its responsible for the stock market boom. And we are killing the planet for this? Give me water or give me this? Huh.
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 22h
I want a "Dude, wheres my machete?" dumbass serial killer romp.
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 22h
Life isnt so easy. Maybe in a central planning country.
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 22h
Bollocks. Midwest only. Quantity, quality, time
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 22h
Greenland has issues. Ukraine has issues.
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Eugene Hetzel
@eugenehetzel.bsky.social
· 22h
Quality, quantity, time...all issues.
