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electric scatterbrain, levantine in the diaspora, married mama, neurodivergent nerd, dog cuddler, servant of spoiled cat, illustrator of bizarre beasts, fan of cartoons & cosmic horror, former veterinary nurse, and tired oh so tired LVL 39 ✡️🏳️‍🌈 עם ישראל חי
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⚡ Battie B. ⚡ בת-אל ⚡

♀️ she/her
💡 electric!
✡️ decolonized jew (secular ashki)
🗣️ bilingual: english/עברית
🏳️‍🌈 bisexual
🐾 not quite human
💖 in love
♿ in pain
🧸 mother of one
🎨 artist & photographer
🧩 worldbuilder
🧠 psychonaut

❌ bigotry of any kind is unwelcome here. get lost or get blocked.
at least she's not as terrified of thunder as my parents' late dog Ron was. go figure lol
she started whimpering and shaking as soon as I put the yellow bath leash on her earlier today. poor thing was quivering like jello bc she knew what time it was (made me feel so guilty but she *needed* to be bathed, that stinky mudpuppy)
my sweet Peanut is a radiant soul and ultra lovesponge who lives for bellyrubs but fears the hose: she is NOT fond of bathtime

and yet, she'll happily splash in puddles and has even jumped into our inflatable kiddie pool when it was full on numerous occasions so umm kay?? lol 🥜 u goof
it's rare I get my hermit spouse outta the house—so last night was pretty cool

and certain things are tentatively looking up despite my critical spoon shortage and the constant shitstorm I've been forced to navigate. tryna stay positive and grateful for all I have
and why wouldn't she be?

her life is simple and secure, full of love & joy

she knows not of bigotry or mortality, nor of pain or illness (yet)

a domestic wolf of mixed breed, part of our close-knit pack consisting of herself, a cat, and three humans
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i woke up at four
to go turn some more frogs gay.
looked up, saw the stars.
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all this waste, just so people can elf themselves
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I have long believed that we should be WAY more vocal about how police and ICE constantly murder dogs, and I think this is great messaging actually.

The reality is that you can mobilize a whole lot of usually tuned-out Americans around a “someone is being mean to hecking doggos” cause.
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Dear People Who Have Never Lived Through An Apocalypse Before

Don’t worry
This is the Jewish people’s 9th or 10th
Our Indigenous ethnoreligion teaches us how to survive them.
a cartoon woman in a blue dress is dancing in front of a fire
ALT: a cartoon woman in a blue dress is dancing in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
she loses it every time for that rock hard block of yak cheese
sucks when such awaited big plans fall through like that but yeah. defiantly hoping we somehow Make It there anyway! blaargh 🤞

speaking of tikvah, I'm also hoping to actually get new art done soonish. been in such a low spoon funk so haven't been able to draw anything for over a week
feeling bummed about multiple things and really hoping against hope that things magically work out next month so edc can still happen with my friend @rocketamari.bsky.social (who I'd be meeting in person for the first time)
rn all I will say is that I'm glad it's finally over and maybe for a little while I will be allowed to worry slightly less about my whole side of the family across the pond....even if existing as an isolated diasporic jew in the deep south of murrica remains unfun

just glad they are free
....but if I do ever share any of said thoughts here, it will definitely not be tonight lol

maybe not ever, but we'll see
I also have a lot of feelings about the end of this two year war that followed the October '23 day that broke me. the nightmare that made me flee my Home along with my spouse & our child months before we originally planned to make that move, a decision that was already mixed and difficult for me.
an echo of my own feelings on the matter
The living hostages are finally free. For the first time in two years, we can breathe.

I pray they heal. I pray this is the beginning of peace. I pray all of this works out.

There is anger too, but I’m holding onto hope, a value that has sustained the Jewish people for millennia.

They are home.
yeah..... knew this would happen 💔
wow fam check it out, the salt man posted his long awaited Cuphead vid (only got a chance to watch it now)

youtu.be/EUW6f95UpCE?...
The History of Cuphead World Records
YouTube video by Summoning Salt
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