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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2h

so long story short yes i want to get fucked to death

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2h

i once got my dick sucked so hard that i passed out i've been seeking that experience ever since (i dont tell this to anyone i have sex with anymore bc they take it as a challenge) (no one has succeeded)

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2h

you fucking failure

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2h

The only way i would become poly is if i could somehow get many copies of my original girl, now we're talking, they would probably fuck me to death in about 6 hours but it would be worth it

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 4h

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2h

u can still touch my massive phat juicy ass on wednesdays but ONLY on wednesdays

(its a joke i have the flattest ass in human history)

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 3h

girlfriend made a slighltly suspicious polyamory joke

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 7h

having a gf is great because its like a friend you can kiss

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 8h

i might go wild and kiss my gf today

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 14h

please put a content warning i almost passed out

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 15h

I'M STARTING TO LOSE WEIGHT AGAIN 2ND ANOREXIA ARC OF THE YEAR COMING

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 15h

You filthy animal,,,,,,,, (jk i've done unspeakable things on that bedsheet)

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 15h

i can do whatever the fuck i want to my bedsheet i'll dry hump the shit out of it

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 15h

mensaje mas tranqui hablando de mi novia

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 15h

just to be clear i lied i just went to sleep, i dont jack it on my bed

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 17h

and my choice was to jork my boaner to cancel out the nastiness with my own nastiness

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 23h

how am i supposed to sleep in this mf now that i Know.

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 1d

Just for full clarification, aside from idle desires and comments about my girlfriend, literally everything i say on this app is a joke and made up. And i make that little extra specification because I do NOT take back in ANY way my post about wanting my gf to beat my ass. I stand by it.

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 1d

ill clarify that this is a joke on every level but i thought it was funny

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 1d

smh my best friemd touches my titties more often than my gf smh smh

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 1d

dont yell at me ill cum

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 1d

smh my best friemd touches my titties more often than my gf smh smh

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2d

god knows what bro had down there because when i told him i'm into small dicks this was his exact fucking reaction, bro must have had a sledgehammer

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2d

shoutout to that one he/him NB that described his libido as a "serious problem" that ghosted me after the first date bc i told him i don't like big dicks and months later proceeded to hit on me while i have a gf to the point where i had to block him bc he wouldnt stop