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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 28m

girlfriend made a slighltly suspicious polyamory joke

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 4h

having a gf is great because its like a friend you can kiss

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 5h

i might go wild and kiss my gf today

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 12h

please put a content warning i almost passed out

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 12h

I'M STARTING TO LOSE WEIGHT AGAIN 2ND ANOREXIA ARC OF THE YEAR COMING

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 12h

You filthy animal,,,,,,,, (jk i've done unspeakable things on that bedsheet)

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 12h

i can do whatever the fuck i want to my bedsheet i'll dry hump the shit out of it

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 12h

mensaje mas tranqui hablando de mi novia

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 12h

just to be clear i lied i just went to sleep, i dont jack it on my bed

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 14h

and my choice was to jork my boaner to cancel out the nastiness with my own nastiness

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 21h

how am i supposed to sleep in this mf now that i Know.

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 21h

Just for full clarification, aside from idle desires and comments about my girlfriend, literally everything i say on this app is a joke and made up. And i make that little extra specification because I do NOT take back in ANY way my post about wanting my gf to beat my ass. I stand by it.

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 1d

ill clarify that this is a joke on every level but i thought it was funny

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 1d

smh my best friemd touches my titties more often than my gf smh smh

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 1d

dont yell at me ill cum

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 1d

smh my best friemd touches my titties more often than my gf smh smh

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 1d

god knows what bro had down there because when i told him i'm into small dicks this was his exact fucking reaction, bro must have had a sledgehammer

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 1d

shoutout to that one he/him NB that described his libido as a "serious problem" that ghosted me after the first date bc i told him i don't like big dicks and months later proceeded to hit on me while i have a gf to the point where i had to block him bc he wouldnt stop

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2d

woah no content warning?

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2d

i need my gf to beat my ass im not even playin no mo

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2d

Pense q ayer habia sido un dia de mierda pero me despierto y mi mouse se rompio y me chocaron el auto estacionado que ganas de recontra rajarme un tiro pero mi bff y mi novia se pondrian medio mal

:) :) :) :)

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2d

started the day like shit, slept 3 hours, feel like shit, the whole world is a fuck

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2d

Average fear and hunger side quest

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 2d

there is no god, it's just coincidence. you're still a girl, you just discovered you were one later on! you can do it!!!

sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 3d

gf kinda force-fed me her gock yesterday and i aint gonna life i gotta marry this bitch

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sunflowerbaby @ergonaut1906.bsky.social · 3d

BA-NA-NAH!

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