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Shitposter and pornographer. Shitpornographer. Not like that tho 43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞 Scripts: https://www.reddit.com/u/emosquid23/s/9dqe6IeQbH

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Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 1h

Could ChatGPT do… THIS???

*I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do*

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[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] [script offer] Nerdy girl gets revenge on her bully at the class reunion [nerd] [bully] [bullying] [revenge] [school] [reunion] [glas...

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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 2h

never trust a guy with an ironic name. Little John is a big guy? he'a lying straight to your face and you're just eating it up.

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Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 1h

Could ChatGPT do… THIS???

*I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do*

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Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 2h

Is that the Hamburglar on the left?

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 3h

IF I sprinkle when I tinkle??? Lemme stop you right there, pal. There’s no “if”

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 3h

They said yes 👍

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 3h

At the zoo asking if they can put shoes on the camels because they’re giving me Impure Thoughts

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Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 3h

The choice of a new generation, and also every previous generation

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 5h

I’m here to watch Good Times, not listen to Foreplay / Long Time

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 5h

*learning what happens at the end of that story*

Uh oh

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 5h

I will defeat ChatGPT at writing pornos just like John Henry defeated the steam-powered rock drill

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Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 5h

Couple more years and I’ll join my ancestors 😇⛰️🐛

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 5h

All the men in my family died of the same hereditary condition (did The Worm straight off a cliff)

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Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 10h

Catching a virgin in a shoebox and humanely releasing it outside

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t think they should be KILLED, necessarily. Is there a Virgin Maimer Sweater?

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Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 10h

I wouldn’t say I’m TERMINALLY online. I can still beat this thing

*my doctor is behind me shaking his head*

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 10h

There should be more websites specifically for deviants. I only know of the one. What if I have to do my taxes

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 12h

I imagine you can, but for the purposes of this high-concept horror movie, it’d be like… cursed paper. Haunting, slow-tempo cover of Fortunate Son playing over the trailer

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 14h

Maybe he could be really scared because he’s finding ominous portents of the future in his turds? I dunno, just bouncing some ideas around the room

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Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 1d

*meeting a guy named Reuben*

Oh, like the sandwich

*meeting a guy named Angry Whopper*

Oh, like the sandwich

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 1d

If your name doesn’t make any fucken sense in your new city, you should change it. Los Angeles has a problem with this

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 1d

Dodgers? Oh yeah, what are they Dodging? Child support payments???

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 1d

I Have No Mouse, and I Must Cheese 🧀🐁

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 1d

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Beatbox

Ink-U-Bus 🫟 🚌 @emosquid23.bsky.social · 1d

Proud to cut the ribbon on the world’s first standardized testing center/casino, Proctor & Gamble

*an aide whispers in my ear*

Being told I’m gonna have to change the name

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Injured Player Gives Thumbs-Down While Being Carted Off Field

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