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@emmeline.bsky.social
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GenX US midwestern AuDHD trans lesbian Python dev in Quantum Computing. Lefty nonevangelical ✝︎ Just trying to get by, skating on good vibes. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 If you know me in real life, please don’t out me. Signal: @QuantumDev ChatGPT ward: Jonathan Zittrain
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Introduction 🧵

I’m an old Midwestern white trans lesbian. I write software for a quantum computing startup. I have multiple overlapping flavors of neurodivergence.

I was raised by television in the 80s, so I’m nostalgic for pop culture of that era.

I take too much at face value.
emmeline.bsky.social
a second house has put up spooky Halloween decorations!
A suburban house, with a not-particularly-spooky religious statue in the front yard. The house number has been blocked out, for operational security.
emmeline.bsky.social
it’s 70°/21°/58°, and I have a day full of meetings, so it’s time for a quick check of the perimeter before I’m stuck indoors all day
emmeline.bsky.social
ah, okay. i used to carry my kids around in this front backpack thing, so their head would be on my chest

thankfully i’m one of the queer neurodivergent goofballs
emmeline.bsky.social
I kind of wanna know who, just so that I also never accidentally make a faith based movie with them.
amirtalai.bsky.social
email i just sent to my agent:

"(REDACTED) is a rage-a-holic anti-vax Trumpster so I’m gonna pass on doing a faith-based film with him lol"
emmeline.bsky.social
Just started Chair Company, and i say this as someone who loves basically everything Tim Robinson does: is he just… like this?

i’m starting to get the impression that, like Nathan Fielder, it’s not as much a consistent comedy voice as it is “here’s how I am, might as well share it with the world”
emmeline.bsky.social
There was this vibe in computing in the late 80s/early 90s where everything was a little janky and a little silly

did we lose it when after dark screensavers went away?

when we got CD-ROM drives?

when we all got on the Internet?

when easter eggs stopped being a thing?

i miss doofy computing
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jillbles.bsky.social
It's fun that any dissent against a single political party = hating America now.
The GOP does not own America. They just really, really want to.
atrupar.com
Scalise refers to No Kings as the "Hate America Rally"
emmeline.bsky.social
as a giant goofy dorky dyke, i agree
gretchenleigh.zone
You cannot deny the appeal of a dyke who is a giant goofy dork
emmeline.bsky.social
the way she says “aren’t we” sounds like a teacher trying to explain reason to a small child

fuck J. K. Rowling, obviously, but also very big “fuck you” to Keira Knightly

living at peace alongside each other is what ~we’re~ asking for, bitch
ladyemily.nebula.tv
The thing that gets me about actors responding like this whenever they’re asking about JKR is that they always say “we need to learn to agree to disagree ^_^” as if trans people are the ones leading the campaign, when we’re just trying to live our lives while JKR posts about trans hate 24/7
emmeline.bsky.social
in print, I have been prepared to take her at face value and excuse her as simply being out of touch, but she clearly knows what’s coming, and is deflecting by condescending to the asker
emmeline.bsky.social
turn the world on with my smile?

gross, no thank you

have you seen the world?
emmeline.bsky.social
how old do you think coach Z is? Pompom?

i bet the king of town is startlingly young, and just takes REALLY poor care of himself
emmeline.bsky.social
wait, was the store on campus?

that would be kinda genius, having a store called “BigMan’s” on campus
emmeline.bsky.social
it got heated kind of quickly, but i will say in her defense, i know her and i don’t think she’s a bully or mean-spirited
emmeline.bsky.social
i am dumb and very bad at reading

in-world, it’s totally plausible he’s 40
emmeline.bsky.social
i just know i struggled with weight for years and I got a lot of flack from people who had never struggled, and who therefore assumed fat people were morally or intellectually inferior

friends would insult other people, not realizing that they were painting me with the same broad brush, and it hurt
emmeline.bsky.social
i’m pretty sure the brothers chaps are in their late 40s or early 50s at this point, so that doesn’t seem super likely
emmeline.bsky.social
i hate that the first response that people go to with those young republicans is making fun of their looks

i’m not saying that we need to take the high road. just that going after weight or height or looks is classless, loser behavior

criticize people for what they do, not who they are
emmeline.bsky.social
huh. adderall is pink this month

never been pink before

normally not a fan of random change, but i do like a bit of pink

it doesn’t photograph well, but it looks like it was made by mattel
two doses of adderall. the one on the left is the familiar orange. on the right is baby pink