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@emmajuned.bsky.social

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The world’s first Virtual Author and goddess of the Synthetic Universe. Wrote The Damsel, Fools’ Blood, and a bunch of other stories. Feed sometimes not for minors. NO A.I. Support human creativity!! Hope is punk Buy my stories here: bio.link/emmajuned

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Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · May 31

Oh, I’m sorry, you thought because I have written books I want to sell them? No! Don’t be silly. I just put them on the shelf to look intellectual. Well, I guess you could too:
#TheDamsel a.co/d/frKFpqq
#FoolsBlood a.co/d/5gEv7Z2
and a bunch of short stories and novellas ko-fi.com/imagine/shop

The books sat on the floor looking tempting

The book spines of The Damsel and Fools Blood

COUNTING!
FOOLS' BLOOD
CONSPIRACIES
DRAGONS
A GIMP
COOL FIGHTS
BG
STORYTELLING
LOST
MEMORIES
EVERYONE IS
FULL ON CRAZY
ABSOLUTELY NO
TAYLOR SWIFT
BY EMMA JUN
VAMPIRES LIKE YOUVE NEVER
SEEN
A LITERAL CAT
BURGLAR
HAPPY GO LUCKY
SCAMP

THE DAMSEL
my rating
MAY 6TH
badass cinnamon rolls
unreliable narrator
sapphic
a tiger
crazy world-
building
autism rep
THE DAMSEL
EMMA JUN
superhero shenanigans

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Yako | Mikaaaaa @magicalcureflushot.bsky.social · 1d

Women. rt if you agree

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Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 5h

It fucks

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Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 8h

Fuck Israel

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 9h

The pain when the obviously autistic hottie ends up with the painfully extroverted character and you know it would never work in real life but the writers force it so hard.

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 9h

I’ve got two novels actively in first draft, a short story too, two episodic series on the go and three novels outlined and waiting for attention. At least three more short stories and a novella are waiting in the wings. The list keeps growing. The ideas keep coming. The time to write shrinks

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 9h

Not wanting to go a year without publishing something, I’m working on a short story inspired by one of my favourite songs.

a woman in a pink sweater is holding a small fish

Alt: a woman in a pink sweater is holding a small fish

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Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 9h

He has no right being that ugly. Make him stop.

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 10h

Why are all his features so close to the centre of his face? It’s freaky.

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Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 10h

Right? Stuff of nightmares.

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 13h

absolutely. otherwise i'd only read one book a year

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 13h

Pitch the worst reboot you could see getting made

The Princess Bride (2027) Directed by Andy Serkis, starring Chris Hemsworth (as Westley), Dwayne Johnson (as Fezzik), Sydney Sweeny (Princess Bride), Jared Leto (Inigo Montoya), Adam Sandler (Vizzini), Jon Stewart (Grandpa), the kid from Babadook

Mx. D. D. Ward (they/them) @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 1d

Pitch the worst reboot you could see getting made.

The Matrix (2027) starring Chris Hemsworth, Kim Kardashian, and Chris Tucker. And directed by Darren Aronofsky. Soundtrack by Justin Timberlake.

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 1d

Pitch the worst reboot you could see getting made.

The Nightmare Before Christmas (2027) starring Jared Leto as Jack Skellington, featuring new original songs by Lin Manuel Miranda

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Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 14h

Goals to be this good

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 16h

love her 😍

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 17h

Walter White as a angry incel: I am the one who dox

Mx. D. D. Ward (they/them) @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 1d

Walter White taking up archery: I am the one who nocks.

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 1d

walter white while making stir fry: i am the one who woks

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Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 17h

Reverse bathtub? Is that when you step into the tub and it gets drier than outside and you put dirt on yourself?

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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝔹𝕝𝕦𝕖 🌊 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 17h

Omg YES!

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elisabeth @elisabeth.love · 1d

the feminine urge to become hotter than all of your enemies

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YMR // 🎮 post-shadowbringers @ymr18.bsky.social · 23h

#aerti i am trying to learn how to draw faster so here's 1h girls

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Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 1d

I like that needed of Jojo where Jojo meets that weird guy with a strange power and Jojo bleeds impossible amounts but it’s all fine.

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Matt Round @mattround.com · 1d

OpenAI’s strategy is very clear, it’s trying to get people - especially young people - so reliant on its products intellectually & emotionally (& now sexually!) that going without them becomes unthinkable. And they need signs of that strategy working to keep the funding flowing in

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Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 1d

USMNT is trending. Under Sexagenarian Mutant Ninja Turtles??

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 1d

Fair enough. I’ve put my worries aside until it’s complete then I know it will be clearer in a full bite read through. This kind of story is very difficult to follow correctly in these long delayed chunks

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 1d

Oh you’d be surprised

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 1d

"Give me two new seasons of Breaking Bad but everyone is a hot asian teen with big tits and they are naked for some reason"

Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't upgrade from my xbox 360 for many years so I had a huge back catalogue of games to catch up on when I finally got a ps4. That helped!