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“The show of force is the point. They want these images to be out…The Department of Homeland Security is walking around Chicago with a film crew.” @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social

The Portland ICE protest camp literally has a rack full of inflatable costumes for demonstrators who want to try one on...

😭

The kids are alright.

This gets better and better.

Among the most hideous & ubiquitous historical fables taught in this country are about the “discovery” of America and the “settling” of North America by pioneers. But there’s even more.

This Indigenous People’s Day,decide to learn.Ned Blackhawk & @rebeccanagle.bsky.social’s works are extraordinary.

Another good time to remind people that “tear gas” is a term of copaganda that police, the military, and its manufacturers use to obscure that it is a dangerous chemical weapon internationally banned for use even in warfare.

Correct. Shut it all down.

Incredible track on an incredible album.

Y'all ain't getting free until Black people are getting free. Sorry, tough cookies! It's because you hate seeing us free so bad you're in such a pickle.

A first look at tomorrow's front page of The National 📰

How genocide happened

Ka’ila Farrell-Smith grew up deeply involved in the fight for Indigenous rights. “I’ve been warned my entire life, ‘The FBI’s watching us.’”

Now the agency is focused on her and a new generation of activists challenging a lithium mine in Nevada.

(Published July)

Border Patrol “attempted to arrest a plumber working inside a Logan Heights home but left empty-handed after the homeowner refused them entry.

The homeowner told agents she would not allow them inside because the warrant they presented did not include her address and lacked a judge's signature.”

The lawyer for Marimar Martinez (the woman shot by CBP on October 3) seems to think the communications that led to Tricia McLaughlin's claims about the shooting might start disappearing -- he's asking for a preservation order.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! Listen to some of Edna Manitowabi's storytelling today, you won't regret it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0QI...

Today is Indigenous Peoples Day – a time to honor the 11 sovereign Tribal Nations and robust urban Native communities that continue to enrich our state’s cultural landscape, economy, and heritage.
 
It was a beautiful morning to celebrate on the shore of Bde Maka Ska.

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

Hell yes!

Happy Columbo’s Day

As well they should be.

One of the all time comic greats.

I mean, there is a pronounced Keanu quality to Elliot’s acting which only seems to work in very specific movies and of course has nothing to do with his transition.

That said, Nolan knows what he’s doing. Should be interesting!

Which one best exemplifies the America we desire, folks?

Socially acceptable naked bike ride

OR

Legally unaccountable masked kidnapper chuds