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I would respectfully ask the new folks who joined today not to follow this account. This account only makes sense to the people that were already here

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 3h

Oh no!

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 4h

Zohran just crushing it rn

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Brian Stelter @brianstelter.bsky.social · 4h

Zohran Mamdani uses his appearance on Fox News to "speak directly to the president," since "he might be watching right now."

Mamdani looks straight into the Fox camera as he says this >>>

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 5h

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 4h

here's a ruler to help measure how much candy cane you have left

a bad cartoon drawing of a ruler in a candy cane shape

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 5h

We're getting one for the Strong Boy so he can have an animal to bond with. He's always very nice to our current cats but they want nothing to do with him. We're hoping everybody will have their cat partner and we can all be chill.

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 5h

We're setting up a meet and greet. Biggest question in my mind is will our current cats lose it cause they are stuck up lil' bitches

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 5h

🚨 It might be happening: 3rd cat

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h

Parrot Lying

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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 6h

An ancient tex

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 6h

Scary Costume Idea: Alone with my thoughts

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 7h

Vloggers do it too. Like clipping the last part of the last syllable to jump start the next sentence

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 7h

More skittery than that and it makes less sense.
Example:
bsky.app/profile/caju...

CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 2d

🚨 Mayor Brandon Johnson of Chicago answers this question brilliantly. 1/2

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Aabra Cadaver, Spooky PDX Denizen @acjaggard.bsky.social · 7h

What a PDX crime spree actually looks like:

Bread on a windscreen near Grand Central Bakery. Why

Every truck along Multnomah Blvd was decorated with bread slices

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 7h

☑️Cloud yelled at

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 7h

There's a thing with videos on the internet now that have people talking in basic sentences but there's a jump cut after every period. I'm not sure if it's to shave off a few seconds, an attention grabber or what but I hate it

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onion person @junlper.beer · 8h

very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”

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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 7h

Supreme Court going at the constitution like a preschool class.
Crayon, scissors, glue stick

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 10h

weird phenomenon i keep encountering where “writers” correctly identify the soul-sucking danger that large language models pose to their craft, but for some reason have no problem using generative AI to make images. like….are you stupid!!!!

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