Elsa Birch
@elsabirch.bsky.social
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Living in the SF cloud and engineering in the data cloud. Also: plants, coffee, cooking, a chemeng microbio phd, she/her, via Portland and Boulder. Are these views even mine? We just don’t know. Same handle most other spots.
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elsabirch.bsky.social
it just hits different
The setting is a cluttered garage pegboard and wire shelf, in the center is a portable spaceship shaped tape and CD boombox labeled Toshiba with a glowing lcd counter
elsabirch.bsky.social
@ whoever tossed gross rottable *whatever that was* into my recycling bin before I returned it to the garage
elsabirch.bsky.social
Ohhhh Vienna sausages!
elsabirch.bsky.social
Musubi are too much a labor of love, but uncooked slightly slimy spam maybe?
elsabirch.bsky.social
Personal style goals+inspo:
alaskaken.bsky.social
SPRUCED UP FOR DINNER ... an American three-toed woodpecker forages for grubs hidden in the bark.

#woodpecker #birds #nature #photography
elsabirch.bsky.social
When we first bought this place I was in a full spiral till I figured out there were actually different colors of nearly identical light beige on different walls within some rooms
elsabirch.bsky.social
That's some well treated anxiety you've got there, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it... like say trying to color match the white ceiling paint in your old house
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brookejamieson.bsky.social
Huge PSA: framed art cat beds are a thing, and you can just swap out the art to make it into the best wedding photo display of all time
Harry the cat in a wedding photo frame bed
elsabirch.bsky.social
Oh this could be wonderful organizationally for some distributed data systems I work with 🫶🏼
elsabirch.bsky.social
Oh man I have not tried this and will definitely next time
elsabirch.bsky.social
Spooky Season 🤝 Soup Season
Looking though water in a stainless steel pan to see lightly roasted chick feet which are the first ingredient added to this batch of broth
elsabirch.bsky.social
The little pinwheels that spin in the interterminal train tunnel are mine! (a joke for folks that know I'm not nearly that cheerful)
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
today is the last day for AOL dial-up. 90s kid chris can finally sign off. he's now free to roam the earth offline

*extremely aol voice*: goodbye
youtu.be/F2Z2CklSxM0?...
Me as a kid at a computer taking a selfie with an old camera, shaved hair and glasses, blue striped shirt, computer style suggests mid 90s.
elsabirch.bsky.social
Anyone else on the N Muni that roller coaster exited at Duboce and Noe today and couldn't stop for a few blocks?
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jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
elsabirch.bsky.social
Was* ... guess who's only sort of awake
elsabirch.bsky.social
That way bigger than we've had in a while
elsabirch.bsky.social
Question of the morning is if I should make a shrub with this or just turn the Shiso in my ume up to 11?
Picture down at a sidewalk, part of a figure is there in slate gray overalls and Birkenstocks. The focus is on the grey plastic laundry basket held in hand full of vibrant purple leaves with feathery edges overflowing the basket Trays along a counter in the kitchen filled with freshly washed vibrant purple leaves
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mikegrunwald.bsky.social
Feeling solidarity with Jimmy Kimmel, who once aired this awesome video (cited in my book) making fun of liberals at an LA farmers market who all agreed that GMO’s were awful, and also that they didn’t know what GMO’s were. Groupthink of all kinds is bad:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EzEr...
What's a GMO?
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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