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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
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I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...

and that's pretty warped.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 1h
god Damn, US got nothing.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 1h
happy hockey season
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 1h
that was an excellent movie.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 1h
see?

I rest my case.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 1h
well true, they said, "don't you fucking dare tell Barry, he'll spill the beans!"
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 1h
well, to be fair, they made me swear not to tell you at DC33
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web3 is going just great @web3isgoinggreat.com · 3h
Paxos accidentally mints more than twice the global GDP in PayPal stablecoins

October 15, 2025
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=paxos-accidental-mint
Paxos accidentally mints more than twice the global GDP in PayPal stablecoins Paxos, the issuer of PayPal's PYUSD stablecoin, accidentally minted 300 trillion of the supposedly dollar-pegged token. For context, this is approximately 2.5x the global GDP, and around 125x the total number of US dollars actually in circulation. Paxos later announced that the mint was an "internal technical error", and that they had burned the excess tokens. While PayPal promises its customers that "Reserves are held 100% in US dollar deposits, US treasuries and cash equivalents – meaning that customer funds are available for 1:1 redemption with Paxos," there clearly isn't much in the way of safeguards to ensure that is always the case. As with most stablecoin issuers, Paxos merely issues self-reported and unreviewed portfolio reports, and monthly third-party attestations (not audits) of reserves.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 1h
This is a problem for which audience, really?
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 1h
MSRC is finally here so now I don't have to be the only one to tell you to go patch anymore.
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Microsoft Security Response Center @msrc.microsoft.com · 1d
Security updates for October 2025 are now available! Details are here: msft.it/6018SZEg0

#PatchTuesday #SecurityUpdateGuide
Patch Tuesday
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 1h
About damn time!
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 1h
I been asking them to come to bluesky since defcon 30
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 5h
Today is not the first time F5 had a day.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 5h
white reactionaries disenfranchising black voters to secure political power? that’s a jim crow. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...
The Supreme Court Case That Could Hand the House to Republicans
www.nytimes.com
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 12h
White people’s insistence that other white people—especially the ones exhibiting morally questionable behavior—deserve the benefit of the doubt is going to kill us all.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 6h
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social why are you wasting your time wrestling with this pig? only you come out full of shit while he smiles and enjoys it.

We have no interest in watching him smugly flip you off on TV.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 6h
CISA is now fully compromised.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 6h
We need a name.
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Kim Zetter @kimzetter.bsky.social · 9h
On CISA media call just now to discuss the F5 hack and source code breach, CISA staffer interrupted the discussion to blame the Democrats for the government shutdown and forcing workers to work without pay
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 6h
they're going to order an attack.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 8h
SCOTUS looks ready to erase another key piece of the Voting Rights Act, this time by striking down Louisiana’s Black-majority district for “relying too much on race.” Let me translate…they’re opening the door for states to erase Black and Latino districts that usually vote blue.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 6h
no he wasn't.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 6h
oh, did they mention in that article the reason for is we are forced to write both linux and windows drivers for their GPUs coz they don't know how?
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 6h
BLESSED ARE THE CUBBIES!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 8h
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 6h
it was always a game of chance, now they're just normalizing it.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 6h
I miss the days when we punched nazi's in the face instead of coddling them into office.
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Scary Mary Branscombe @marypcbuk.bsky.social · 7h
the only reason the young fash used to be shy about saying this shit out loud was that we made it unacceptable for them to say this shit out loud
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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 11h
They have 100% always been this way, though notably the transition from helicopter rides and referencing crushing minorities abroad humorlessly transitioned to nazi shit, but like that's basically a new layer of paint instead of a new perspective.
Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social + Follow For those tempted to say Young Republicans have always been this way, they really have not. When I worked on campus and did bipartisan college events after, they were very much not like this. That's why groups like YCT and eventually TPUSA formed -because Young Republicans weren't radical enough.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 6h
so then it needs 16.
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