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Lizzie

@elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social

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Apex predator 🦖 Resident ginger 👩🏻‍🦰 Space nerd 🚀 Nursenary 😷 Spite house 🏠 Aro 💚 She/her 📍 Baltimore / NYC

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Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · Sep 24

This is my aura ✨💫

Insta post by @the_dapper_shrimp that says 'wake up superstar capitalism demands your sacrifice' and shows a shrimp on a beach in front of a rainbow in the sky

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Anna E. Clark @annaeclark.bsky.social · 20h

When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits

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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 10h

Christen Press subs on for the last time in her professional soccer career. A player who leaves a lasting legacy and changed the game for good. Thank you for everything, Christen ❤️

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Mike DeCillis @mikedecillis.bsky.social · 10h

"HOW WILL ZOHRAN PAY FOR FREE BUSES" screamed the Staten Islanders who have a free ferry

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Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 11h

Over the halfway point. 7 weeks down, 6 weeks to go

a balloon in the shape of a skeleton is on the ground

ALT: a balloon in the shape of a skeleton is on the ground

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Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 20h

No one:
Me trying to overcompensate for being aro: happy 2 week anniversary

Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 1d

As soon as the world series is over, a new season has begun. The pirates are 0-0 again. Anything could happen ♻️

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 1d

I love for everyone that this is now the baseball app

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angel💀 @sabattons.com · 1d

november. or as I like to call it, "a more dead october." halloween two.

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carter’s highlight page @30thstate.bsky.social · 1d

An Air Canada flight right now

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Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 1d

Anyway 🦀s in new relationships are annoying as fuuuuck so apologies in advance for the next 3-6 months 🤣💀

Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 1d

All of my strengths are his weaknesses and vice versa 💕

Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 1d

Hooked on phonics failed him and yet he rose above

Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 1d

Other recent hits: jelious (jealous) and masaganistic (misogynistic)

He has literally overcome so much to be where he is. I'm so proud of him 🥹

Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 1d

So today he spelled Buddhism like 'budism' and all I could think about is how that's exactly how Parker Posey says it as Victoria Ratliff 🤣😭

Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 1d

My boyfriend is severely dyslexic. Like cannot spell for shit. Had to repeat kindergarten. Literally will never know the difference between there their and they're. Crafts emails that read worse than the average 10 year olds

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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 1d

this is so so insane the ILLINOIS STATE POLICE are lining up LIKE THIS against clergy and people dressed as the Kool-Aid man.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 1d

Another warning.

Reverend Black: "We are not breaking any law."

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 2d

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god there is NOTHING better than witnessing a couple’s costume in a full blown argument

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Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 1d

The new season of stranger things looks dumb as hell. I miss when it was just a weird little show 😢

Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 1d

Target really fucked up bc everything that I used to get at Target I now just get at TJ Maxx

Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 2d

The best thing about dating another ICU nurse is that I know I can say shit like 'I'm tripled with a fresh whipple who needed everything 😢' and he just gets it

Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 2d

Working Halloween night always makes me real uneasy 😬

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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 2d

happy halloween y’all let me know which houses are handing out drugs to children this year

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Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 2d

This is objectively so so funny

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 3d

Demi Lovato as Poot Lovato for Halloween.

Lizzie @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 3d

I am obsessed with people and how they experience their lives 👀