Eephusblue
@eephusblue.com
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I draw/paint and stress about the Los Angeles Dodgers. Thats me in a nutshell. I once made Ned Colletti laugh at a Stop Bunting t-shirt.
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Since this will get yanked down if I try to upload it, if you’re interested let me know so I can upload it and let you know it’s available before it gets pulled again
I feel like Shohei is primed for a big game. MF gonna heat up and fuck you’re shit up
Ohtani is the best Dodgers ambassador. You can hate them and they’re spending all you want but you honestly have to be a real shit to hate Ohtani.
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Karoline Leavitt should resign.

They try to make us hate each other to distract from the fact that they're robbing us all blind.

It's sick.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
Or is that traitorous
The ICE is treacherous
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
I feel like this is gonna be a stressful one but one they pull out in the end
Our greatest detective
Angela Lansbury was born 100 years ago today.
Colored-pencil card drawing of Angela Lansbury on “Murder, She Wrote”
Dust in the wind would be hella funny
Challenge accepted!
Fake album cover
a topless woman
difficult to strip to hits.
such as cats in the cradle
the imperia lmarch
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You cannot compromise with this. You can either submit to it or defeat it.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
He’ll blame the Dodgers I’m sure
Daughter is home sick and requested pancakes for breakfast. Best decision ever
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Coworker shocked she has Covid. People still acting like this is gone
The Hernandii
new @fangraphs.com: a look at the regular season struggles, resilience, and postseason turnarounds of the Dodgers' Hernández "brothers," who have picked up the slack for some of the team's struggling hitters.
Enrique and Teoscar Hernández Have Hit the Reset Button in Timely Fashion blogs.fangraphs.com/enrique-and-...
Harder Better Faster Stronget
I could give you 100 guesses what song he’s doing this to and I don’t think you’d get it
It’s so bad it just makes me so sad
This is dumb.

I’m old and cranky but still this is dumb.

I say this as an old fart that still says rad
What about your fridge?
Caleb gonna die for Kirby’s sins
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I have no problem with an announcer calling a guy a "professional hitter" but ONLY if he also calls some guys rank amateurs.
I love reading about Snell and Yoshi being buddies. Stuff like that is what I want to read. It’s low hanging overripe turd fruit to pick at the payroll rubbish. It’s just lazy and misleading