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Edmonds Scanner
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All that we have are the mysteries hidden in misty forests. Contributor to: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · Oct 26
My hope for you is that you always feel safe and warm, and that you will someday find yourself surrounded by wild Muppets in the heart of the forest, with plenty of wine & books and without a care in the world.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d
What's your favorite color?

1. ghost in the fog
2. Victorian vampire
3. zombie heart
4. moss covered skeleton
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · Feb 26
What's your vibe?

1. cozy sweater witch
2. surly night Muppet
3. mossy bag of bones
4. dusty bookstore vampire
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 12h
cheers!
a skeleton with a heart in the background
Alt: a skeleton opens its mouth and a heart floats out
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 13h
Everything will eventually be worn down with time. All we can do is try our best to hold on.
a deteriorating cliff with two holes in it stands strong in Bryce Canyon
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 17d
Signs of approaching Autumn:
- dark fairies return from their summer vacations
- forest gloom takes on an orange hue
- moss awakens from slumber to devour unwary hikers
- garden gnomes sharpen their fangs
- the twig witch inflicts her pumpkin-spiced curse upon the land once more
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18d
Your horoscope for today:
Be like a diamond - use the pressure you're under to become tougher, multifaceted, and more brilliant.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 20h
Don't let your past define you.
Let your future deeds define you, and make sure they include homemade schnapps, a hovercraft capable of outrunning the law, and friends who excel at mischief.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18d
There's nothing wrong with you.
There's something wrong with the world.
Keep being weird.
Keep howling against the storm.
Keep writing erotic stories about moon ghosts.
Keep being a spark in the darkness, and hope for a better tomorrow.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23h
Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like an antenna - standing strong and filtering what you need from the noise and static that surrounds you.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d
What's your favorite color?

1. ghost in the fog
2. Victorian vampire
3. zombie heart
4. moss covered skeleton
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18d
Most economists agree by the time you're 50 you should have:
- a robust stock portfolio
- at least 2 enchanted swords
- a tiara of ancient goblin bones
- a secret lair in the old forest
- a steam powered mechanical wolf to ride through the old forest in style and menacing grace
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 1d
Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 20d
Home is where the heart is.
It's also a good place to keep ancient enchanted skulls that teach you the dark ways of the old ones and give prudent financial advice.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d
If you've prepared your patch properly, by now your pumpkins should be:
- humming slightly
- levitating a little
- visited nightly by dark fairies
- sinking their vines into other plants to drain them of energy
- murmering dark incantations to the elder gods
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 19d
Do something nice for yourself every day.
Enjoy some tea, take a little nap, or shamble through the catacombs beneath crumbling castles and find the bones of ancient kings to snack on.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d
Your horoscope for today:
Be like a mimosa - sweet, effervescent, and for some, headache inducing.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 20d
If you dream it, you can do it.
Make an enchanted crown of antlers & bones.
Haunt the darkness on the ragged edge of town.
Unfurl your great black wings, take flight across the forest, and teach the night your name.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3d
What's your favorite kind of snack?

1. salty
2. sweet
3. cheesy
4. an unholy combo of all 3, plus booze
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18d
hello darkness my old friend...
a black and white photo of crows sitting in trees in the winter
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d
a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing on a bridge with the words life 's too short for pants below him
Alt: a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing on a bridge with the words life 's too short for pants below him
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d
In this house, we believe:
- love is love
- science is real
- books are magic portals
- pants are always optional
- squirrels are little demons
- the forest accepts you as you are, and for who you will become
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 21d
Remember, you are not alone.
Your community is out there.
Find them in quiet bookstores & noisy cafes.
Find them shambling in mossy forests.
Find them haunting crumbling castles on the coast, under the dim light of stars.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d
Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a candle - expending energy and slowly melting away.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3d
What's your favorite kind of snack?

1. salty
2. sweet
3. cheesy
4. an unholy combo of all 3, plus booze
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3d
Take a deep breath, let your mind wander, and enjoy some Friday wildflowers.
Wildflowers in a field with Mt Rainier in the background
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