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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 6h

Something about me is like catnip to overly friendly smackheads.

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 10h

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 11h

7yo was given the proofs of his school photo to bring home.

They were in his hand as he left the classroom.

25metres and 1 minute later he does not have the proofs of his photo and no memory of where they’ve gone.

I swear this child was sent from the future to kill me.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11h

“I want that one,” said the kid in the dirty SpongeBob t-shirt, a malevolent look on his pinched face. Donald saw a single, sticky finger pointed right at him, and his creamy filling went cold. He let out a scream as the square of wax paper closed around him like a death shroud.

Donuts with smiley faces, five with happy expressions and one with a sad expression, displayed on a metal tray.

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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 20h

Autumnal collection, including little owl feather, seedheads & various lovely things that fell off trees.
Zoom in to the details if you’re feeling stressed-the patterns in nature have been shown to help our brains relax🪶:

A collection of seedheads, acorns, sycamore keys, dried flowers, lichen, a little owl feather & a piece of Baltic amber on a white watercolour paper background

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 18h

Breathtaking,” you say?

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 1d

Laughing an unreasonable amount at this for some reason.

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 1d

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 1d

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 1d

The Jehovah’s witnesses have started sending sturdily built MILF’s round to talk about the good news…..

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 1d

“Well this one makes you see God, and this one killed Kevin.”

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 1d

Sam Haselby
Greek literature may not be the refuge from queerness they are expecting.
Christopher F. Rufc
This is great news. We've hired the classicist Spencer Klavan to teach at New College of Florida. Goodbye gender studies; hello, Greek literature. x.com/SpencerKlavan/...

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 4d

I think both?

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 4d

The kid working the till is about 7 years old and I’ve never dared check the hygiene rating 👌🏻

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 4d

In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.

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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 4d

I miss her every day…

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 5d

@miq.moe

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 5d

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 5d

That’s how keen people are to get away from me.

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 5d

Sent to go and look for a dead body which has mysteriously got up and walked off before I got there.

If I had a penny for every time that’s happened to me this year then I’d had three pennies, which isn’t a lot, but is weird when you think about it.

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